Meat is Murder
Posted: January 13th, 2006, 6:19 pm
A Sermon
If ya eat meat, you're a murderer.
If ya feed your pet non-veggie food, you're an accomplice to murder.
But if ya don't, won't your pet be malnurihed n die? Then you are a killer just as well.
Therefore if you feed your pet either way you are a murderer. Better not to have pets. Let the shelter people be murderers. What you say? Why not spay and neuter pets? Then you are a torturer, a cruel disfigurer of the natural body of animals.
In conclusion, I DECLARE THAT THE INSTITUTION OF PETS IS SYNONYMOUS WITH CRUELTY to animals. It is against nature and against God. We stain our human nature by participating in the slaughter and subjugation of agricultural or domestic animals.
If ya eat meat, you're a murderer.
If ya feed your pet non-veggie food, you're an accomplice to murder.
But if ya don't, won't your pet be malnurihed n die? Then you are a killer just as well.
Therefore if you feed your pet either way you are a murderer. Better not to have pets. Let the shelter people be murderers. What you say? Why not spay and neuter pets? Then you are a torturer, a cruel disfigurer of the natural body of animals.
In conclusion, I DECLARE THAT THE INSTITUTION OF PETS IS SYNONYMOUS WITH CRUELTY to animals. It is against nature and against God. We stain our human nature by participating in the slaughter and subjugation of agricultural or domestic animals.