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A Wink of The Poet's Eye
Hot Tits
04-20-08
Hillary, you are slipping in the polls. I know that this is distressing for you. But The Poet's Eye has a solution. For a small 2 million dollar consulting fee, I will tell you how to cinch the nomination. You can send the funds via PayPal.
Here's the sure-fire plan:
It's code name is Operation Decolletage. We must play this very close to the vest. We don't want any leaks. What I'm saying here is, 'show a little cleavage.' Do you even HAVE cleavage? Nobody has seen any cleavage from you since you were at Wellesley. You haven't shown anything below the collar bone during your entire public life. You look like a corporate nun.
I know, I know, I know, you want to look competitive in a man's world. You want to present a no nonsense, take charge image. You want to project authority. But we already got that part. Everybody knows that you are one tough cookie. Now show us a little bosom. Prove that you are equipped to be the Mutha of your country.
Take a lesson from Marilyn Monroe. She didn't get into the White House because she was a shrewd politician, though I'm sure she must have been. Her titties were the reason that she got into the White House.
Tits are a potent symbol of authority. That's why women pay thousands of dollars to have theirs enlarged. Statistix show that a woman's power grows 20 percent for every increase in cup size. Just think what this could do for you in the polls.
I think this could be accomplished with couture methods. You know, some low cut gowns and push-up bras, maybe some pads. But the nuclear option is always there--breast enhancement, a surgical strike.
The Poet's Eye will look for your payment, Hillary. (I will also accept political favors after you are elected.)
and for no extra charge, I'm throwing in this campaign slogan:
THE WHITE HOUSE OR BUST!
