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State
of the Onion
for release 02-04-05
"Some say my tax plan is too big. Others say its too small.
I respectfully disagree. [Laughter] This plan is just right." G.
Bush, State of the Union speech, 2001.
Four years ago when George Bush gave his
first State of the Union speech, I almost wept for the man because he
was so inept and sophomoric. Do you remember his grand literary allusion
to The Three Bears? We've come a long way in the post 9/11 world. Bush
was poised and confident in his delivery to Congress on Wednesday night.
Butter wouldn't have melted in his mouth as he told lie after lie after
lie.
The President expected us to believe that democracy has been born in Iraq
under the barrel of an American gun. He told us that there were free and
fair elections when on that same day there were 175 terror attacks in
the country. He lauded a domestic economy that has enjoyed more bankruptcies
than any in history. And he didn't mention that these bankruptcies were
in great proportion caused by unbearable medical bills. One quarter of
full-time workers have no health care coverage.
He didn't mention that the dollar has fallen 40% against the European
currency in the past two years. He glossed over the fact that America's
reputation in the world has gone from the beacon of peace and freedom
and opportunity to that of an imperial bully.
Yes, George Bush has improved greatly as a speaker in the past four years.
You can almost believe him when he tells you that the way to save Social
Security is to rob money from it, money which will be deposited into the
pockets of his Wall Street buddies.
The speech was fabulously Orwellian. Not since Joseph Goebbels has anyone
mastered Newspeak better than Rove & Co. Robbing medical malfeasance
victims of their right to the courts becomes 'medical liability reform.'
Blocking lawsuits from victims of asbestos poisoning turns into a measure
to 'promote small business.' And it's only 'environmental responsibility'
to drill for oil in Alaska.
Oh yes, the State of the Onion is just peachy, until you start peeling
through the layers. I don't know what world George Bush lives in, but
it's not the same one that The Poet's Eye sees. In George Bush's world,
we've conquered AIDS, our ports are secure, in fact the whole world is
more secure now that we are exporting 'freedom and democracy.' In George
Bush's world marriage is only between a man and a woman, no child is left
behind and Iraq is 'free and sovereign.' Where is he living? Fantasyland.
Thankfully, the President didn't plumb the literary depths of Little Red
Riding Hood in this speech. Do you remember his first State of the Union
speech when he did the Goldilocks 'not too big, not too small, just right'
routine? But he is still telling fairy tales. By some fiscal magic he
is going to balance the budget while fighting foreign wars at a cost of
thirty million dollars a day, and he's going to fix Social Security by
robbing it of two trillion dollars over the next ten years. The Big Bad
Wolf, bin Laden, wasn't even mentioned in the speech.
With a straight face, our President told us that, "Justice is distorted,
and our economy is held back by irresponsible class-actions and frivolous
asbestos claims." Translation in Realspeak: "We are going to
inhibit your access to the courts and if industry poisons you with it's
foul products or by-products, tough luck." I noticed that there were
no asbestos cancer victims sitting in the First Lady's section with their
respirators. Where do these people fit into the President's 'culture of
life?' Oh, excuse me, I forgot my Newspeak for a moment. 'Culture of life'
is a code phrase for no right to abortion and no stem cell research.
Now here is another little passage straight from Mother Goose:
"We're working closely with the governments in Asia to convince
North Korea to abandon its nuclear ambitions. Pakistan, Saudi Arabia,
and nine other countries have captured or detained al Qaeda terrorists.
In the next four years, my administration will continue to build the
coalitions that will defeat the dangers of our time."
Get this guy a ticket to Disney World. He's living in Fantasyland. And
the scary part about it is that the Congress seems to be acting like elves
and dwarves--one happy chorus of munchkin yes-men. The Democratic response
to the President's State of the Union speech was the weakest broth I have
ever tasted. The chicken barely stepped into the pot.
The Poet's Eye sees the handwriting on the wall, and it's not in a language
that I understand. It's in a strange new language concocted in the basement
of the White House and designed to make you think that black is white
and that war is peace and that hate is love. If you wish to prosper, learn
to speak it.
"And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposedif
all records told the same talethen the lie passed into history
and became truth. 'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls
the future: who controls the present controls the past.'" --George
Orwell, 1984
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