Hot Tits
(posted 02-12-04)
I have hesitated
to comment on Janet Jacksons tittie. But with all the undue hoopla
about the subject, I suppose I must. This perfectly correographed accident
created a sensation and every sensation has its attendant backlash.
We see Senators suitably outraged that television was conspiring with
crass porno show biz types to corrupt the morals of one of our most
revered National Institutionsthe Super Bowl. Its a damned
near religious holiday, the Super Bowl.
Every year we run this intramural gladitorial spectacle with pomp and
glory and violent erotic ballet, the perfect church for capitalism.
The Super Bowl is a religious festival complete with a eucharist of
chips and dips. And its also a Nationial tribute to commercialism.
Thats why the commercials are as big an attraction as the brand-name
teams and the logo-laden swag and the popstar titties at halftime.
And that brings us to the matter of cheerleaders. It strikes me as mildly
hypocrital to be making this fuss over four seconds of tittie at an
event that features long legged girls in a chorus line doing provocative
dance moves. Dont get me wrong. I love cheerleaders. And there
is not a stripper in Big D that hasnt tried out for the Dallas
Cowboy Cheerleaders.
What we are seeing with this overamped display of mock outrage over
the cameras catching a glimpse of Janets silicon masterpiece is
another manifestation of the general mood of repression and restriction
that hangs like a pall over our land. Kitch-nouveu-Puritanism. Oh, heres
a good excuse to give the media a little yank on the choke collar.