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by MrGuilty
January 13th, 2019, 12:05 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 2019
Replies: 8
Views: 767

Re: 2019

1973 Carnegie Mellon campus, Pittsburgh. I was a hanger-on around campus and some college kids were telling me I needed to see the patterns in my life. Flash forward to 2019 I am my own patternmaker when I connect my brain to this keyboard Trump Lions and Tigers and bears oh my "It is not the end of...
by MrGuilty
January 12th, 2019, 11:28 pm
Forum: Haiku
Topic: 2019!
Replies: 481
Views: 9490

Re: 2019!

old man's night vision
rainy night on glaring asphalt
puckered up in the driver's seat
by MrGuilty
January 12th, 2019, 11:21 pm
Forum: ~GO!
Topic: word jam — fictional definitions
Replies: 232
Views: 7306

Re: word jam

polymorphous— a bird addicted to morphine.
by MrGuilty
January 12th, 2019, 11:08 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Stupid Kid
Replies: 7
Views: 469

Re: Stupid Kid

I thought the poem was about me.
no shit. :D

I loved the poem, thank you — 8)
by MrGuilty
November 14th, 2018, 5:16 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: frankly
Replies: 9
Views: 557

Re: frankly

that is so gross I am sorry
my sense of humor is mordant
so is my housekeeping :oops:
— lizards are Larry
by MrGuilty
November 14th, 2018, 12:59 am
Forum: Haiku
Topic: 2018 carousel
Replies: 664
Views: 26965

Re: 2018 carousel

cease-fire morphs into an armistice
that is a pretty though


strange it is yesterday in texas
compared to where you are
time zones escape me how can I be in two times at once

please keep on keeping in touch
by MrGuilty
November 14th, 2018, 12:50 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: frankly
Replies: 9
Views: 557

Re: frankly

my blue light zapper
I cleaned around it today
been eight months
since the last time
As I looked at all the dead bbbbbbbbugs
I thought of Verdun


thanks for the poem terri 8)
I loved it too
by MrGuilty
November 12th, 2018, 12:22 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Cannibalism
Replies: 13
Views: 740

Re: Cannibalism

I would like to make a modest proposal on how to solve the national illegal alien problem. Some people say eat the rich, but I don't think that will work, just not enough meat there. The poor is where the food is. Also we would free up more land if we ate the dead too. We could plant marijuana in th...
by MrGuilty
November 11th, 2018, 1:14 pm
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: The Studio Eight Diet™
Replies: 70
Views: 7067

Re: The Studio Eight Diet™

I have met my enemy and he is me still cluttered up to my ass still hanging on but waiting to descend suddenly into decrepitude' cause I ain't living long like this. kelly_pogo_earthday.jpg Zuihitsu pissing contests Achilles In Vietnam pissing contests' Proverbs 14:10 Lordy Lordy I got the metaphysi...
by MrGuilty
November 11th, 2018, 12:26 pm
Forum: Mingo's Lingo
Topic: Zuihitsu
Replies: 827
Views: 29329

Re: Zuihitsu

Please pardon an idiotic question but what is the KJ? Sitting here with half my touchas hanging out, this pair of jockey shorts is going to have to be trashed, it is more of a g-string then underwear. I have to bleach the hell out of my underwear because of the skid marks, I am so full of shit its a...
by MrGuilty
November 11th, 2018, 12:08 pm
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: I am a sick puppy, Firecracker was right about me
Replies: 6
Views: 1122

Re:Holly Rollers and Hurry Rollers

A Study In Arrogance The Selective Service Board(Draft-board) was right about me too, I am —{am/was}— unfit for military service. Today I am unfit due to my age, previously I was unfit because of my karma Camus is right also Awareness beats happiness Today is dead heroes day, when I was just a litt...
by MrGuilty
November 7th, 2018, 5:58 pm
Forum: ~GO!
Topic: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 5368
Views: 291922

Re: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!

Funguys from alien worlds have indeed
taken over
would you like fries with your tax cut?
by MrGuilty
December 29th, 2017, 11:11 pm
Forum: ~GO!
Topic: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 5368
Views: 291922

Re: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!

Null and Void Dreams are Uncharted Territory my internal time consciousness is set to sidereal time love my dreams even my nightmares i think of them as chesap entertainment Dino once told me it is not possible to die in a dream oh this is good perpetual jam worth staying awake for 8) "every lying f...
by MrGuilty
March 28th, 2017, 10:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Jack and Gary vs. Consumerism
Replies: 19
Views: 2571

Re: Jack and Gary vs. Consumerism

doren peri wrote: I'd pay $5 for a delicious poem. oh sister sister I would write a poem for you for a quarter if I could. I am not sure what it is all about either something to do with the fact that, when the going gets tough the tough go shopping So we must follow our president's advise And shop t...
by MrGuilty
March 28th, 2017, 10:40 am
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: STUDIO EIGHT BIKE RACK
Replies: 16
Views: 2084

Re: STUDIO EIGHT BIKE RACK

Too guilty to ride
jacky and his Cartesian nightmares :?
tell myself
ride after tax season

oh baby if you don't think I love you
look at the hole I am in
oh Maybellene you keep me motorvatin


a pirate looks at 80
what's new schmuck
it's money that maters

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