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by Les S. Amore
October 14th, 2008, 10:14 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: mas que nada
Replies: 6
Views: 841

no prob constatine, you crrrazy grrrreek

(you haven't lived until you hear my Bill Murray version of Danke Shein.)

I'm international like that, very Cosmo.

Arcadia, those Argentine girls really knock me out
and Georgia's always on my my my my my mind
by Les S. Amore
October 14th, 2008, 9:23 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: mas que nada
Replies: 6
Views: 841

hot tune dude
like slick sweat on a brazilian girl
I'll play it in the lounge tonight
if you hum me a few bars

I like it because the title is my name in Spanish
I wonder what it sounds like in Portuguese?
by Les S. Amore
August 12th, 2008, 9:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We're Off to See the Wizard
Replies: 19
Views: 2037

I wanted to be a flyin' monkey, man
they are so hip

but that wasn't on the list
so I'll have to pick the Wiz

I'm such a phony
perfect for the part

don't pull dem curtains apart
they shoulda written a part for Mack the Knife
by Les S. Amore
August 2nd, 2008, 10:55 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Opening Lines
Replies: 10
Views: 863

I like to go in with a cigarette between my lips
lifts in my shoes
casually pull out the zippo
offer her one
sing a few bars of You Are So Beautiful
"what are you doing tonight?"
by Les S. Amore
August 2nd, 2008, 10:38 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

SRG, maybe that was a night that you don't remember. One of the little drawbacks to robot girls is that after two shots of Absolut, they turn into something disgracefully resembling a human. The inventors didn't know how to handle this problem. It was a design flaw. My solution is simple. Give them ...
by Les S. Amore
August 2nd, 2008, 10:15 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

Here is a video of a little club I played at on Centra Nova If you look closely you can see SRG in some of the scenes she is the one who is about to throw her panties on the stage <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0YSF5SfqF2o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><pa...
by Les S. Amore
July 31st, 2008, 12:42 am
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

constantine wrote:that's another fine mess you got me in, les. this planet sucks out loud. got a light?
do you mind a kitchen match? I'm old fashioned.
by Les S. Amore
July 31st, 2008, 12:22 am
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

yes, I'm debarking for the galaxy called
Victoriassecret 6969
it's a little out of the way galaxy
with many friendly lounges
cheap drinks and the atmosphere
is saturated with panties
you can literally breathe them

hope to see you there, SRG
by Les S. Amore
July 31st, 2008, 12:00 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: The Orthodontist
Replies: 19
Views: 1269

I had my teeth whitened. It was very embarrassing.
the spotlights would glare on them
all the groupies were blinded
it was a nightmare

I'm just gonna croon
skinny legs and all
by Les S. Amore
July 30th, 2008, 11:55 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

"Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, babe
and he keeps them pearly white"

but what the paying public doesn't know
is that SRG is part human
like Obama is part white

those panties peel off easily
no matter what planet they come from
and then they stick
the stage hands hated them
by Les S. Amore
July 30th, 2008, 11:39 pm
Forum: Constantine
Topic: super robot girl
Replies: 46
Views: 5434

Super Robot Girl used to throw her panties at me when I was playing in the lounge at the NoTell Motel the candles were red with fishnet hose She refused to read Bukowski after he said, "A woman sleeps with a poet and right away she's a literary critic." When you incur the wrath of Super Robot Girl a...
by Les S. Amore
June 20th, 2005, 12:50 pm
Forum: Music, Spoken Word & Video
Topic: One of my favorites--Route 66
Replies: 0
Views: 754

One of my favorites--Route 66

no lounge singer can do without this tune

http://www.studioeight.tv/musicpost/66.mp3
by Les S. Amore
February 25th, 2005, 12:22 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: Here's the Deal
Replies: 2
Views: 3908

Here's the Deal

Dear Biotch

Here is my problem.

I'm hooked up with this little bimbo. She's cute as a bug, but she only likes to do the wild thing maybe twice or three times a day. This hardly keeps up with my sexual needs. What should I do?

Les
by Les S. Amore
January 15th, 2005, 12:19 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: Tequila
Replies: 1
Views: 3844

Tequila

Dear Biotch I'm at a major crisis point in my life. I don't know which brand of tequila to drink. Cuervo is nice but a bit overpriced if you want to drink the Especial. Souza ain't too bad but inevitably I get down to the bar brands like Azteca and I don't have to tell you what that feels like the n...
by Les S. Amore
January 6th, 2005, 1:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Free John Hinkley
Replies: 2
Views: 676

Free John Hinkley

Reagan's dead and Jodie Foster is reaching menopause
they oughta let John Hinkley go home.

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