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by Toerag
January 28th, 2005, 8:46 am
Forum: The Poet's Eye by Lightning Rod
Topic: Dope is Dope
Replies: 7
Views: 2164

Purple pill?

Purple ousley?......yea, that was really something....like Jimmy's haze but smoother....how are ya 'Rod?
by Toerag
January 5th, 2005, 8:49 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: 1000th post
Replies: 6
Views: 946

Zlat....

Damn...Mr. Waterman...you look like a Zlatko Waterman...LOL...how ya been ya old reprobate? How yall are L'rod and Dorrie?....(Beauty and the Beast)....hope your Christmas was blessed and your New Year will be healthy and prosperous....I just hope my New Year is a full 365 days....yall be good now.....
by Toerag
January 4th, 2005, 8:26 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: 1000th post
Replies: 6
Views: 946

A 1973 El Dorado?....a million dollars in monopoly money?...

Congratulations 'Rod.....the car burns oil and the money don't spend....but you still won....hell, it's the priniciple of the thing....right?
by Toerag
September 24th, 2004, 7:00 am
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Joke Time!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2130

What does a largemouth bass say when swimming upstream in the dark and runs into a concrete wall?
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DAM!
by Toerag
September 23rd, 2004, 7:15 am
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Freedom Hall
Replies: 1
Views: 1972

You mean I can't be a "potty mouth" here?...Oh hell, there goes over half of what I have to say...Damn, and about 75% of my poetry!!!.....
by Toerag
September 23rd, 2004, 7:12 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: One Little Prayer
Replies: 2
Views: 1189

Yea....that's sounds great....I wouldn't mind being "wired"...either....wired up like a Japanese radio, at the pool, at the bar I swam up to, in the desert, next to the hacienda....
by Toerag
September 22nd, 2004, 7:58 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: One Little Prayer
Replies: 2
Views: 1189

One Little Prayer

God, I want five million dollars, Please grant this wish for me, I want to purchase happiness, For all of those in need. I want to build a school, Where kids would never fear Hire the greatest teachers Start each day with prayer. I want to build some houses, For the homeless on the street, Food for ...
by Toerag
September 22nd, 2004, 7:42 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: utilities of space before the fall
Replies: 9
Views: 2852

As L'rod stated....there's is something mesmerizing about fire and molten material...and even more so when it's your soul that your fanning in front of the world....not all heartburn can be cured with Zantac, (or is that Xanax?)....and the side affects that they state at the end of the commercials g...
by Toerag
September 22nd, 2004, 7:21 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: CNN Blues..
Replies: 4
Views: 1644

Just watching the news
Will give ya the blues
The Red, White and Blue
The Iraqi's too
Arabs and Jews
The whole world's confused
by Toerag
September 22nd, 2004, 7:18 am
Forum: Norman Mallory
Topic: "Nightgown"
Replies: 2
Views: 1808

Thought provoking for sure Mr. W...
by Toerag
September 22nd, 2004, 7:14 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Haiku Onto You!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 2443

Dandelions
Show offs
Try to stand out in a crowd of green
Intimidating?
No..
The lawn turns green with envy....

I enjoy your "schtuff"....
by Toerag
September 21st, 2004, 7:14 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Family Famous
Replies: 0
Views: 764

Family Famous

You've heard of the artist named van Gogh, But heres some things ya didn't know, He had a sister who was blonde and dizzy, Her name was "Verti" which was quite fitting. Now Verti Gogh would always play, With her sister "Winnie Bay" When Winnie grew up you know that she, Invented those big-buck RV's ...
by Toerag
September 17th, 2004, 5:46 pm
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Canonical List of Banjo Jokes
Replies: 3
Views: 1309

Oh well hell...just finished reading the website ya posted and Mason's already on there.....never mind......
by Toerag
September 17th, 2004, 5:39 pm
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Canonical List of Banjo Jokes
Replies: 3
Views: 1309

Mason Williams, (one of the writers for the Smothers Brothers used to talk about Banjo pickers in his "Them Poems", my "much older" brother and I had the opportunity to get drunk with Mason, Tommy Smothers and Glen Campbell many many years ago)....here's one of my favorites Them Banjo Pickers The Ba...
by Toerag
September 17th, 2004, 3:55 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Pimp That Ride-Enlarge Those Breasts
Replies: 3
Views: 1338

Mr. Waterman....Nope..live in North Alabama, near Huntsville....but been everywhere...from Saigon to Macon....used to work and travel and party with the Allman Bros. Band, (this is why I ain't right mentally I rectum, (and I'm probably the only true conservative that posts here....LOL)...but, still ...

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