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by singlemalt
March 6th, 2007, 10:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: porn
Replies: 6
Views: 1098

my brother, take it from the king of the cockmold - do it! i can't tell you how many times i was asked, nay, begged, to make of mold of my memeber for the females. of course, not wanting to disappoint, i said "yes." but under one condition. that the profits from my member's mold be given to charity ...
by singlemalt
February 28th, 2007, 10:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Torrents! Millions and millions of torrents!
Replies: 3
Views: 736

what about spam and viruses? i thought limewire was notorious for that.
by singlemalt
February 16th, 2007, 4:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Try not to hurt my feelings
Replies: 10
Views: 1684

see, i read this thinking your bf was in ny. for some reason i got the sense that he was in ny and your mom wasn't helping that much. guess i wasn't paying attention, which i do sometimes.

and why does bf want to move to ny anyway?
by singlemalt
February 16th, 2007, 10:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Try not to hurt my feelings
Replies: 10
Views: 1684

we don't know each other. we have never met. we traded a few messages on s8 forums, but that is the extent of our relationship. so you can take this for what it's worth. i have two young kids. i have a wife and a family in chicago. having a child is tough. raising a child is tougher. it is very rewa...
by singlemalt
February 7th, 2007, 10:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pregnant Belly
Replies: 16
Views: 2665

dp, i would probably agree that most of the women in porn really don't want to do it. they do it for the money. but i would say that that describes better than 90% of everyone who is employed. i don't necessarily like what i do, but i do it for the money. and what i do is, arguably, the embodiment o...
by singlemalt
February 6th, 2007, 5:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pregnant Belly
Replies: 16
Views: 2665

i don't know how you can determine what is demeaning and what is not. porn is like football. i like the bears and i despise the packers. of course, there are packers fans who think otherwise some people like to be urinated upon. not my cup of pee, i mean tea, but if the pisser and the pissee enjoy i...
by singlemalt
February 6th, 2007, 10:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pregnant Belly
Replies: 16
Views: 2665

just wondering why porn is "disgusintg?"

i can think of a lot worse. beheadings, torture, rape, kidnapping, murder, suicide. you know, all the stuff everyone sees every night on network television.

i don't have much of a problem with porn.
by singlemalt
January 23rd, 2007, 10:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Request for help! Need alcohol songs
Replies: 26
Views: 4724

Here's one from the Stones called Salt of the Earth . Although much is said about the Stones what isn't said enough is how underrated their songwriting is. Mick and Keith both sing on this one. After 9/11 the Stones played this one in the concert for New York gig. Keith changed the lyrics from "rais...
by singlemalt
January 22nd, 2007, 11:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Request for help! Need alcohol songs
Replies: 26
Views: 4724

Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy I'm trying to walk a straight line On sour mash and cheap wine So join me for a drink boys We're gonna make a big noise So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the check We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me...
by singlemalt
January 18th, 2007, 8:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: i need help please - translating to latin
Replies: 17
Views: 2804

firsty wrote:how to win friends and influence terrorists.

i'm a terrorist, you're a terrorist, we're all ok.

a tale of two terrorists.

maybe i'll just make a catalog of slimming outfits to be worn over chest bombs for the spring.
you got it! move over Mitch Albom, there's a new sheriff in town!
by singlemalt
January 18th, 2007, 10:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: i need help please - translating to latin
Replies: 17
Views: 2804

if you really want to sell the book, why don't you call it the "southbeach terrorist diet" or "terrorism soup for the soul" or something like that.

diets and self-help, baby. that's what sells.
by singlemalt
December 29th, 2006, 1:11 pm
Forum: Culture, Politics, Philosophy
Topic: Execution
Replies: 21
Views: 2626

Execution

Saddam Hussein will be executed within hours. An Iraqi court decided his fate. The execution will be conducted by Iraqi citizens. It will be videotaped.

You have the floor.
by singlemalt
December 14th, 2006, 11:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lightning Rod's Hobbit House
Replies: 6
Views: 892

think it was Bo Diddley, not the Doors.
by singlemalt
December 14th, 2006, 10:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Something so "right" about this story
Replies: 0
Views: 358

Something so "right" about this story

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16203273/

except for the fact that the dolphins are kept in captivity for the amusement of the scummy human race, that is.
by singlemalt
December 13th, 2006, 10:39 am
Forum: Literature & Film
Topic: Any Special Holiday Readings?
Replies: 18
Views: 5187

I liked Invisible Monsters quite a bit. Let us know what your thoughts are. You are reading Catcher for the third time and you don't really like it that much? Didn't do much for me either.

I'm reading Company by Max Barry. Interesting. So far not as good as another one of his books, Syrup.

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