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by gypsyjoker
January 29th, 2019, 1:00 am
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: My mind is still fairly sound
Replies: 1
Views: 1537

My mind is still fairly sound

After eight hours of listening to the cacophony of a 50 electronic cash registers beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep... and the crying children, shrieking babies, and the Muzak™ the man behind the blue curtain in the big box store preparing income tax returns is autominated ...
by gypsyjoker
January 29th, 2019, 12:25 am
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: the funeral event horizon. . . ?
Replies: 20
Views: 7286

Re: the funeral event horizon. . . ?

in the meantime back at the grave site on Germantown Road in Dundalk where the tombstones lean and fall but I got no worries about Crazy Mike's stone my brother paid for perpetual care the perpetual jam is a perpetual motion motion the best thing next to being free eighteen wheels turning free out o...
by gypsyjoker
January 29th, 2019, 12:17 am
Forum: ~GO!
Topic: word jam — fictional definitions
Replies: 232
Views: 20332

Re: word jam — fictional definitions

lugubriology — the study of big sad apes
by gypsyjoker
January 29th, 2019, 12:04 am
Forum: Stories & Essays
Topic: Hate and Discontent
Replies: 8
Views: 4421

Re: Hate and Discontent

doreen peri wrote:
I'm fascinated! Tell me more.
I should use more emoticons :oops: :wink:

I will be back and tell you more as soon as I learn how to read what I wrote. I used to love that bear character in Pogo
by gypsyjoker
January 25th, 2019, 2:28 am
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: the funeral event horizon. . . ?
Replies: 20
Views: 7286

Re: the funeral event horizon. . . ?

:oops:
I been into the green grass of home lately
my sense of humor gets the better of me.
All I can say to what you are saying Is, i know, I know, I Know

I take Kurt Vonnegut's advice to his readers
"Listen to the music."
by gypsyjoker
December 2nd, 2018, 12:55 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Cannibalism
Replies: 13
Views: 1446

Re: Cannibalism

a righteous rant 8)

The Disease Called Man

species become extinct
civilizations rise and fall
my hope is some of our children's children survive to carry on in the new dawn of humanity
by gypsyjoker
October 12th, 2018, 7:14 pm
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: Paul's Rifle
Replies: 3
Views: 1541

Re: Paul's Rifle

There must be a million poems called Tinker Jack

What scar's been knocked
Into cracked heart
Jack shall repair.


My avatar the only reason I am here today. He brought my grandmother to america.
by gypsyjoker
March 25th, 2018, 2:12 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Jerusalem
Replies: 2
Views: 511

Re: Jerusalem

Oh Jerusalem Lauryn Hill Oh Jerusalem yeah, oh Jerusalem, oh Jerusalem, oh Jerusalem... Realizing that there's no place else to go And there's nobody I know who can help me Text book solutions are so improbable 'cause everybody else is just as empty Naked as the day that I was born, I tried to hide ...
by gypsyjoker
February 21st, 2018, 1:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: married filing single
Replies: 11
Views: 2342

married filing single

she going to wash that man right out of her hair
money can't buy her love
by gypsyjoker
February 21st, 2018, 12:53 am
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Let's hear it for Congress
Replies: 8
Views: 1723

Re: Let's hear it for Congress

I spent my childhood behind the iron curtain
how about those KGB bots
by gypsyjoker
February 21st, 2018, 12:48 am
Forum: Asylum for the Terminally Vain
Topic: This is your conscience speaking you asshole you
Replies: 5
Views: 2164

Re: This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

I forgot what it was about but I think I should let her know I am still alive, got my teeth fixed and I am over the cold, made it half way through winter so far without catching pneumonia or as I heard it called "the old man's friend" Which my medical pals tell me is really not a good death, I was c...
by gypsyjoker
January 28th, 2018, 9:17 am
Forum: ~GO!
Topic: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 5760
Views: 598155

Re: perpetual jam!!!!!!!!!

wireman my homeboy lives there a man so soul dead my home sweet home I hardly ever lie in my dreams of walking the heart broken streets of Mobtown who is I where is my home I got da' homesick meta— fiscal-blues again I been a lifer all my life everyday I get up and kiss the net I cant imagine that s...
by gypsyjoker
November 16th, 2017, 11:30 am
Forum: Poetry
Topic: All this Blowhard Militarism as the Rock Dies
Replies: 13
Views: 1712

Re: All this Blowhard Militarism as the Rock Dies

10-4 and hell yeah Mongolia. 8)
gimme that old time religion
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Warning signs for tomorrow
by gypsyjoker
April 19th, 2017, 4:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: what's the sound of two lips speaking truth?
Replies: 15
Views: 3419

Re: what's the sound of two lips speaking truth?

Out of touch exactly how I feel as if I am living in the land of the yahoos more like the planet of the yahoos I guess you know I really liked that name Litkicks had for their discussion board. Mindless Chatter , seems like all I do these days. So I might as well tell you about my battery operated t...

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