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by surfermike
May 16th, 2005, 7:14 pm
Forum: The Anti-Academy
Topic: Advertisements
Replies: 14
Views: 6436

recently I helped a nice young woman move. Tough duty at the best of times, but there was some comic relief. We pulled out three (old fashioned, yet still unused) fitness devices. A collapsable stationary bicycle, an aluminimum rowing thing, and..... some piece of shit that resembeled power walking ...
by surfermike
May 16th, 2005, 7:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Walk On!
Replies: 6
Views: 531

I like to run. Here in Canada they call it jogging. inches are millimeters, and George Bush is handsome. I feel mood swings are part of the journey on this endless train ride of life. Cycles and clemicals sloshing around inside us. I'm just along for the ride, and that was such a cool surrender when...
by surfermike
May 16th, 2005, 6:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How Often Do You Drink?
Replies: 24
Views: 2795

K.. perhaps that's where I heard that saying but I also must say it's been true. Holly shit, there were a few years in the 70's where I blacked out the whole month of December. Sobered up and went to the library to catch up on back issues of the local paper. Nowadays two quick diet colas gets me rip...
by surfermike
May 14th, 2005, 7:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How Often Do You Drink?
Replies: 24
Views: 2795

the last time I drank alcohol
I broke out.. In handcuffs
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by surfermike
April 16th, 2005, 5:47 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: the ugliness - pt. 1
Replies: 34
Views: 2922

Oh no.. someone asked me that question..

my father was chocolate
my mother was vanellia
my sister is garlic

flavours tell a thousand tales
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by surfermike
April 16th, 2005, 5:17 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: the ugliness - pt. 1
Replies: 34
Views: 2922

Hey G/A meant no dissrespect. Actually a counsellor will ask that question when he/she is stumpted. For instance the client will say.. "Shit man, I'm screwed, I want to die and today is the day, and I just hanged my cat Angel, and I can't stop sticking my fingers in the outlets and I even watched a ...
by surfermike
April 15th, 2005, 7:51 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: the ugliness - pt. 1
Replies: 34
Views: 2922

Hey G/A

One question...

do you love your mother?

if she's not living

did you love your mother?
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by surfermike
March 17th, 2005, 7:55 pm
Forum: Studio8 Announcements
Topic: Spring Equinox Word Jam Friday 18 - Saturday 19
Replies: 11
Views: 5775

i could dig the jammin

I'll try and make it
by surfermike
March 3rd, 2005, 7:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random mindless compliment thread
Replies: 24
Views: 2009

Grafitti Love...

You know kid, we could go somewhere with that.
Spray cans of laytex paint and white sheets. Lots
of smiling and moaning ect..

I dig it.
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by surfermike
March 3rd, 2005, 7:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random mindless compliment thread
Replies: 24
Views: 2009

Grafitti Love...

You know kid, we could go somewhere with that.
Spray cans of laytex paint and white sheets. Lots
of smiling and moaning ect..

I dig it.
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Mercedes Atego
by surfermike
March 2nd, 2005, 2:29 pm
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Poor Camilla
Replies: 5
Views: 1401

Camilla has ... a certain sexuality to her.
she was very 'Mod' in the early seventies.
Charles on the other hand. You know, it's
a stretch to visualize anything sexual around
him. For me that is. My mind just won't go there.
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by surfermike
February 20th, 2005, 8:24 pm
Forum: Rant, Rage & Laugh
Topic: Brain Bullet!
Replies: 2
Views: 977

the best line in the ad. reads

"with zero effort, achieve your goals"

so .. I will now stop running and working
out, and eat all the garbage food that I
want and still stay fit, and achieve my goals.

gee... thanks..
by surfermike
February 10th, 2005, 5:12 pm
Forum: Poetry
Topic: Poem:"i love the 4F hippy C.O."
Replies: 13
Views: 1622

slightly off your own topic man. Jail (or prison) is full of men who have done much worse than smoked weed. I've counselled many men from prison, although I've never been a prisioner myself. I was drafted into the Army in 1969. I certainly didn't want to go, but with the other choices available I di...
by surfermike
February 8th, 2005, 6:18 pm
Forum: Mystic Arts
Topic: What's in the stars?
Replies: 7
Views: 1731

Hey Hester.. Do you remember milkey way chocolate bars? yes? They were sure good huh, and those were the days I could eat chocolate without setting off a chain reaction in the universe which will ultimately destroy me. Smoking, unprotacted sex, and sun tans were healthy back in the Milkey Way Chocol...
by surfermike
February 8th, 2005, 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bits and Pieces of Peace
Replies: 19
Views: 1782

:?

Dear Msss. B. Bitch.. Yes me also. A zennist.
which, rymes with chemist, which is how a
onced tried for enlightenement. No luck as the
damn chemestry let me down.. I must say though
when I was was younger I once saw some wonderfull
large birds fly through my living room.

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