Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Queen for a day Win Lotteries What we teach our youth Is a mockery Video games Hip hop crap Disquised as music (Try humming rap) Material things Cribs owned by trash Glorious cars From rapper's cash Nip and Tuck That's all you need A little coke a toke of weed. A fancy car Luxury mansion Brand new b...

This was strongern' an acre of garlic old man....well done

I hope I didn't give ya lime disease last night sweetie....

I've had some of those flowers before?....(They have a peculiar fragrance to say the least)....some smell like they've been in a basement for about 30 years, others smell kinda like pine tar.....and their beauty is in their fragrance as it fills your lungs with colors of thought.....and though "memo...

Using the words of the famous "Barney Fife" from Andy of Mayberry,
"You ain't right boy"......but you're funny....

(Or, What To Do When Ya Forgot Your Anniversary) Is today your anniversary? Well from the bottom of your heart, Show your love how much ya care, And head out to K-Mart. Let your love pick out a card, One that she'll adore, Read it there-then put it back, (You'll save two bucks or more). Then just wa...

Nice talking to you too my friend....you are truly (or seem to be), a very intelligent and educated fella....will be gabbin' with ya now and then here and yonder....

My man....you must read the dictionary every night, (catching up on your diction).....and to be a man is to undo your belt and look for trouble?....I like what Johnny Cash used to sing: "I keep my pants up with a piece of twine, I keep my fly wide open all the time, I keep my eye on these pants of m...

Been pickin' a guitar since I was....well, over 40 years.....have too many guitars to count...mostly collect them now-a-days...I piddle at the fiddle, claw hammer a banjo a bit, and can play some "boojie-woojie" (as LongJohn Baldry would say) on the piano.....Used to be in a rock band as a teen...th...

I used to have this reoccurring dream...that I was standing in line at the pearly gates, right behind Mother Teresea, and I hear God tell her: "You could have done more"...

Interesting write....I enjoyed...well done..

Her breasts now round and sumtuous, A figure that's adorned She's worked on this continuously Before was only scorned. Hair like golden strands of silk A complexion like a baby's Leg like that on Betty Grable One very gorgeous lady. She's worked and saved and done without, To get her body in this sh...

Tie me kangaroo down was very important, don't ya think?...and that classic "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnite?"..

I walked into a bar, Sat next to a blond fox, Looked her up and down Then gandered at my watch. She looked at me and asked: "Is your date just running late?" I said I didn't have one, I wasn't here to wait. I said I bought this new watch, It has telepathy, It says "You're not wearing panties, And th...