Calling ALL Men:

[izeveryboyin]

If you would like to know why I am so highly attractive and desirable, here are serveral reasons why followed by my phone number, e-mail and home address:
1. I'm totally single *throws hands up and goes "woop woop"*
2. I'm a 3rd generation hippie, and believe in like, ya know, loving the world and stuff oooooohhhhhh.
3. I'm very ethnic (ergo black, somebody actually told me this when I auditioned for a play)
4. I read and don't like attachments
5. I am a gormet chef... my specialties are peanut butter and jelly, and cold cereal
6. I am very highly organized, I even have a pathway of dirty clothes on my floor through which you can walk to get to the bed
7. I'm forgetful also, and therefore cannot blame youi if you forget major holidays, like my birthday or easter.
8. I'm an equal oppurtunity employer
9. Did I mention I was totally single?
10. I can eat as many chili dogs as you can without getting sick.

Now if any of you are wondering what the hell is wrong with me... please, refer back to this piece which I wrote ages ago a little after joining studio eight**: http://studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... sc&start=0

**Also note that along with that I'm bored and really have nothing else to do with my boring fucking time.

[manic]

I'd date you. But I'm a girl.

[izeveryboyin]

ttoo bad uren not in chicago. im druk and id take anyone right now. *gets lusty eyes*
--k

[Lightning Rod]

K

you never fail to crack me up

your wry wit is a joy

This first generation hippie

would love to share a peanut butter and jelly with you sometime

(and about the being single---whaddabout the guys in Chicago? Are they Dummies?)

[mousey1]

Whatcha gonna do with 'em Izy when you get 'em?

Not too graphic now....you don't wanna scare 'em away.

PS: You do sound tantalizing, not my type tho....to effeminate!

[jimboloco]

Izy where are ya!
We da fanz are waiting.
Aplauze!
ps little godfatherly love here fer ya as well.
Bohemian rhapsody iz what yer are.

i got th peanut butter if'n ya got th jelly

[BuddhistPunk]

I'd wine you and dine you and maybe even take in a little dancin' . I could drive you home throw on a little smooth music on the stereo, something like elevator music that's not too intrusive. Truth is Iz I can't dance, I can throw shapes put they ain't exactly pretty. I can't boogey woogey but I would if I could.

I'm in Ireland too by the way, didn't I mention that. We're not big on the date thing here but I would gladly buy you a pint.

[izeveryboyin]

aw you sweet sweet poetic guys you! as for the chicago guys, either they're dummies, or I curse too much. whichever. Thanks for the date offers, and the moral support as soon as I get out to Ireland, and Canada, and the other side of America, hey.. we're on baby! We're on!
--K