I Can cry for old Dead White guys, But then who'd cry 4 me.

[mousey1]

No one said a word about lickerish Bennie! But we certainly can Mr. All Sorts.

And whinnying to Doreen will get you no where Buddie. Buck up, Bennie up and be a man. What are ya a man or a mouse. Take it from me tho, it's rather cool being a mouse....especially a mousey1.

As for the goth girl....you shoulda pounced man, then and there. Shoulda smoothly moved in and recited one of your oh so cool and suave poems into her good ear. She'd a swooned or slapped ya, either way mon, you make contact. Sigh....I shouldn't give advice, I really don't know what I'm talking about. If anyone can figure out what I mean let me know.....puhlease.

"She left the course and that was that." Do you think it was something you didn't say?

[jimboloco]

Geez Bennie
you can evoke feelings of
I dunno
like

hurt and lonliness yet
a lyric feeling.

Keep stewing, mate.
Do Scotsmen say "mate" or is that a Brit thing?

The American empire is on the brink of collapse, too.

Mousey1 , ain't figured ya out yet, but you are waiting to be discovered. Lets hear some rips from you!

[bennie]

cheers, mate.

It's a british thing really mate, english, scottish, not sure about irish and welsh

And australian too. g'day mate, they say.

lungs all encapsulated in sun and sand grit and XXXX

thanks for the words jimboloco.

hurt and lonliness yet
a lyric feeling.

I do strive to make what I write as lyrical as possible. Sometimes I think how a line scans is more important to me than what it says. What does that say about me? Yes, I'm a fucking aesthete. Can I be into Dada and still be an aesthete? I'll have to check the manual.

[mousey1]

rips Jimbo?

Is that short for rest in peace?

Does this mean you'd like me to shut up?

rips? sounds like dead silence!

I'm sure I'm wrong about that?

What are rips? I've got some rips in my jeans, wanna see?

I'm blathering here....what are rips?

Answer me will ya, sheesh!

How many times do you have to be asked?

Oh, I gueess I better post this first, hunh?

Has anyone noticed that I rather like smilies? Oh, and that I'm weird?

[jimboloco]

i'd like ter see th rips in yer jeanz mousee
an what's in th negatory spacez too
let er rip!!!

are ya a goil mouse?
am i drunk? friday off work
again an two an a half bloody days t go
before i hit the trenches again
i swear
this jammin is
doin me some good
i was jjammin yesterday
orthopedic surgeonz,
fileroomz,
lab,
pharmacia,
spanish ladies,
young dudes makin em laugh
bum,pin th babes i work with
processin info at th speed o light,
right hemi-sacral pathological fracture
bone mets from breast cancer
i got her off iiv's an on pillz
time release an breakthru
morphine an dilaudid
combo cocktail
i could wail
i colld wail
but i be
jammin
jammin
on.

thazz a rip
oh rodentria
evea see a mouse wid a beaver?

[mousey1]

Ah, I see, no flies on me.....much!

Rips eh? Well, for me to do any serious ripping I'd have to be serioously ripped. The closest thing I can come to a rip is a ramble.

Rips require a steady brain boil, I am more of a slow simmer. My words ooze out in a drip drip trickle fashion.

And so, the world takes and makes all kinds.

I'll leave the ripping to all you rippers out there. I'll stick to the reading, and wondering what the hell you guys are talking about.

I'm a goil.....coise I'm a goil.....

I shall ignore your final comment. My nose is haughtily up in the air, touching every star.

[jimboloco]

oops.
i was rippin,
better to trickle a bit
excuse me i beg your pardon
it is just that i looked up my online encarta
antidisestablismentarianism encyclopedia
and saw that meese an beaves was
both in th same family.
trickle down
squeek!

[mousey1]

I'm in a family of beavers!!!!!!! Ah, that explains why me and they don't get along....and why the fuckers are always gnashing at my ankles....yes, meese have ankles.

Oopsy, didn't mean to swear....not goil like. More goilrilla like.

Okay, my nose is back in joint.

Tricklin' on outta here.

[Lightning Rod]

you guys,

I dont know about mouses and beavers

but do you know what the tomcat said after fucking the skunk?

"Madame, I've enjoyed about all of this that I can stand."

[izeveryboyin]

hey beenie.... oops, bennie, I'm studying journalism... my major at columbia college chicago!!! Right on for the futur journalists of the world! WOOOOO!!! *cheers*
--K

[jimboloco]

"Madame, I've enjoyed about all of this that I can stand."

Oopsy, didn't mean to swear....not goil like. More goilrilla like.

http://www.guerrillagirls.com/
got the book by guerrilla girls a while back.
amen.
mousey1 my spontanaity
is not biding well with you
i never thought i was not getting along with yoo

likewise, i'm shure.

yojimbe or not yojimbe?
that is th question
whether tis nobler
to suffer the silver slings of fate
or take yojimbe from the amazon jungle.

IN THE GUERRILLA GIRLS' BEDSIDE COMPANION TO THE HISTORY OF WESTERN ART, WE TELL THE STORY OF MARIA ROBUSTI, DAUGHTER OF VENETIAN PAINTER TINTORETTO. THIS SECTION IS IN COMIC BOOK FORM.
http://www.guerrillagirls.com/books/robusti.shtml

you got th ball.
splashing water rythms
drum beats in water
natural stuff
original peace.

[mousey1]

Soooooo.........

Whatcha smokin'?

Jimbo I think we're getting along infamously!

If I could just understand you half of the time.

So let her rip!



If I could rip
I'd rip the clothes
Right off of the back
Of this man I knows
I'd stick a rose
Between my teeth
And I'd dance
To the sound
Of a Cohen beat
I'd do the fandango
And a little jive
I'd swing my hips
And I'd smack my thighs
Why I'd spin cartwheels
Around this guy

He'd think, "She's crazy.
She's a little nuts.
But what the hell,
This goils got guts."
So he'd push me down
On the bedroom floor
And make me
Howl, howl, howl
For
More, more, more

But,
I'm just a mousey1
And everyone knows we can't rip for shit
But we can
Nibble a bit.

(note: Don't, I repeat, don't try this at home....unless you've got a really good back!)

[mousey1]

ps: Beaver joke:

What did one beaver say to the other beaver
before engaging in bestiality?

"Pardon me, but you're standing on my tail"!!!!!

(editor's note: I made this joke up. Ya, I know, it shows! )

Does this joke nose out Lrod's by a tail?
(I think his was better!)

I'm outta here...

"I've taken as much of this as I can stand!"

[jimboloco]

good ripper,
oh great mousey !
you're standing on my squeek!
izeveryboyin
peek-a-
boo!