Got a Favorite Urinal?

[lescaret]

If you do, then take a picture of it and send it to www.urinal.net.

It's true. You can see the top ten urinals across the planet (and one in space). There's even a women's urinal (so this isn't truly a sexist post).

When I'm at the Taj Mahal, for example, I ALWAYS shake it off here:

[Zlatko Waterman]

Some years ago, there was a fine book collecting inscriptions
( graffiti) in various public lavatories, most in the United States. The compressed wit and "found poetic" qualities of some of the graffiti were marvelous.

Two favorites I have memorized:

Don't throw toothpicks in the toilet bowl. The crabs can pole vault.


AND


Don't throw cigarette butts in the toilet bowl.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.


At Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland, I saw this one in the men's room:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

There is no difference: they're both very slick and should be kept away from children.



--Z

[Guest]

...I dunno....mine'd be boring....I just lift my leg on trees....although I like red cedars.....they tickle a little.....

[Traveller13]

I think the pizza hut one is artistic. There's some kind of unbalanced symetry to it.

[jimboloco]

A older fellow was my patient last weekend whilst ya'all was a-doing the word jammm, man, and he told me, seriously, that when he first came into the hospital, a lady nurse told him, "I want a sample of urine....":
and he said to her, "I'd like a sample of your'ne too, but my wife might not like it!"

of course it's a coping mechanism, and I know, you appreciate an aesthetics beyond bourgsois tantrumzzz.



Taj Mahal went to hell
just when they thought they had it all planned out
the Ganges got polluted
Gandhi's grand dkid got assassinated
Mercy was corrupted
unanswered
polluted
swerved
skidded
smashed
fucked,
the revolution on hold while they put the feeding tube back in
lizard brain contracted
protracted rhyme
urine flows through catheterz
emptied into graduated urns
measured output
like college kidz asking, "did ya get any?"
and then
wow, I put in catheters in men and ladiezzz,
professional like,
placed bed side commodes,
poured gallonz of piss,
call it "clear amber" like....

you onjly thinkkk about the vesselll
like what abbbout bbbongzz
and mafrijuana.
i deleted it
cunninlingus
howz that for a urainal
like nwhat I say,
urine like Flynn.


and you thought we were gentlemen.

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[Artguy]

Perhaps not a urinal....but many years ago a buddy of mine and I took acid in a train station and apparently I spent a couple of hours in a bathroom cubicle with a marker pen a nd scribbled......

[Doreen Peri]

Sign at the Swimming Ool

(no P in it)

"We won't swim in your toilet if you promise not to pee in our Ool."

[jimboloco]

I think the pizza hut one is artistic. There's some kind of unbalanced symetry to it.

Travvailer #13, which one was that" There's a lot of urinalz in there, man. I gotta send this one to the president!

Perhaps not a urinal....but many years ago a buddy of mine and I took acid in a train station and apparently I spent a couple of hours in a bathroom cubicle with a marker pen a nd scribbled......

Art Goy, Do you think you could find that place and phootoograph it? If not, you could do it again and record it! Acid graffitti what a concept and on like smooth tile surfaces with chalk grid. Great for graffiti.

.Sign at the Swimming Ool

(no P in it)

"We won't swim in your toilet if you promise not to pee in our Ool.".

Doreeen, we won't pee in your shower if you promise not to rain on our parade....

[Traveller13]

" Travvailer #13, which one was that" There's a lot of urinalz in there, man. I gotta send this one to the president!"

heh


http://www.urinal.net./pizza_hut/kahulu ... al.med.jpg

[jimboloco]

Oh, I pee what you mean, unbalanced symmetry.

[mousey1]

Got a favorite urinal?

No.

But I got a favorite bidet!(sp) I hope I didn't say that out loud!

No eeing in the ool

I pee what you mean

Pee I'm glad I opped in.

[jimboloco]

But I got a favorite bidet!(sp) I hope I didn't say that out loud!

What is a "bidet?"

[mousey1]

Ya, ya, shout it to the rooftops!!!!!!

You would ask....

Well, it's a mini fountain, a miniature porcelain fountain.
If you want specifics you best get to googleing.

[jimboloco]

yeah, like wow! i learned something new.
is this for the wealthy only?

ahhh, maybe a sitz bath
or a bird bath?

[mousey1]

I see you've been googleing grasshopper. The flowers are a nice touch.

is this for the wealthy only?

Once upon a time maybe, butt now available for all the unwashed er..... masses.

sitz bath?

I'm not gonna touch that with an h.

Um, ya, it's a bird bath. But only for wealthy birds. Your average barn swallow.....forget about it.