Sex Is On the Internet, Nannernanner-na-na!

[izeveryboyin]

Would you all like to see some examples of this? I knew you would!!! okay hear we go:




Scary enough for you? No... well how's about this:



No wait... that wasn't the pciture... hold on, hold on, I KNOW there's more. AHA! Observe:



They may just be harmless bunnies, but you KNOW they're thinking about getting it on right? Right? Okay, okay, so the point of this was really just to show you that there were bunnies on the interent, but that's interesting too right? You know you like them!!! you know you do!!!


Okay, I'll be serious now. Sex on the internet:

sex on the internet:

sex on the internet:

Well... uhm, maybe not that last one. No wait, wait... I'll revise it look, look watch this'll be great I swear to God:

the result of sex on the internet:


Which is soo true, except, cyber sex doesn't get you pregnant. Oh well. Uhm, I'll work on it guys and get back to you.

--k

[stilltrucking]

fucking is such a dam good joke
children are words of love made flesh

we are busting at the seams

pumped up with silicone
why not
it is a man's world
tits are power
playboy mammy got hungry mouths to feed
So muriel hemmingway went with the plastic tits
to play Dorothy Stratton in the movie
I hear she almost died, was sick for years until they figured out her money makers were leaking poison into her body.



I don't know if you saw my original post here before I deleted it. I thought it was funny. Except that body image takes such a sad toll on girls and women.

was that the one you were talking about.
do think I should put it back? or take it down again?


I found myself starring at her armpit

So I blew it up in Painshop and I found this






fucking is such a dam good joke
babies are serious business

A couple of years ago on litkicks
I can't remember her name but she liked Tori Amos a lot
she was a college student and a cock and balls were a threat to her future.

[izeveryboyin]

I didn't see the previous post. I like this. Raunchy, and serious. Something at which I have failed. I think it's probably b/c I lost my virginity when I was a child (13) and am therefore stuck w/in the mind of a pubescent young teen getting plowed by young boys in dark clothing.

--k

[stilltrucking]

yeah I don't know what is the value of trying to dance to a drummer who plays to existential strippers. I remember that first picture of yourself. I was starring at your chest trying to determine if you was a gonzoette. Big article in yesterdays Express News about Teens and Porn. I don't know grand daughter but PG-13 don't mean what it used to. My first kiss at twelve. I went home and fell asleep hugging my pillow. Lost virginity at 14 or 15 hard to remember because it was so ugly. I hung with an older crowd back then, they all went to a whore house and I tagged along, I didn't really want it, just trying to act like a man. Your facial profile, has to make me Look at that I said to myself, this is one dangerous woman. I guess you were talking about the female body parts needed post to trailer park. do think I should put it back. then when I get flamed to hell and back I can say it was that rascal kyla made me do it.

[stilltrucking]

I got the sexual maturity of a five year old. Seduced at an early age, arressted development. But I still remember one nightmare, all little boys taking down through a man hole cover in the street {east baltimore neighbor hood I grew up in was full of man hole covers, and grates that led down to huge canals and sewers) and we were in a hospital where we were turned into girls. My father that crazy son of bitch (may he rest in peace)

had a lot of faith in Freud.
I got a sybling who is a phsycian he don't hold much stock in Freud for any help for his patients, but we like to talk about him as anthropologist. I got to be pretty quick with the remote because I don't need anymore sexual triggers, but I saw this one add for a soda pop, this guy and his buddy are standing by a jelopy, he pushes the remote key thing and it turns into a really cool ride, he points it at his buddy and all of a sudden the guy has breasts, his friend looks down at them and says this ain't cool. The other guy presses the button again and the guy with the breasts turns into a woman, and says something sexxy. Disturbing add for me, maybe I got latent homsexual tendencies, so latent they are dead

another fucking ramble, just full of it, one big head full of rambles
I got go pray in the dirt
looking at your chest, Stupid bob had a word for rapid movements of the eye balls, stoichastical?

[izeveryboyin]

put the first post back up there. The people wanta see it. *wink*

--k