I'M GAY!!!

[firsty]

so some brit singer and now tom cruise are getting their panties in a bunch because they have been "accused" of being gay. the brit guy, some homo, has won damages, and tom cruise may sue south park for a recent episode in which he literally won't come out of the closet.

what is the big deal about being gay? seriously. tom cruise should be more concerned about the fact that people think he's a dumbass than the fact that people think he's gay. i might sue if someone called me a scientologist, but i dont see how being "accused" of being gay is all that bad. even if my kidz heard on the playground that i was gay, and i'm some famous guy, what the fuck? who cares? "dad, are you gay? if you're gay why are you sleeping with this hot chick?" "no, i'm not gay, son. i'm also not a scientologist. is anyone saying i'm a scientologist?" "no." "well good." how does it get worse than that?

being gay is not a bad thing, particularly in the entertainment industry, in the arts. yeah, wilde got locked up, but look at him now. elton john. everyone beat up on eminem, not on elton john, when mm made from of ej in a song. jagger and bowie and townshend and that gay i mean guy from fuckin whatever that metal band was, priest, that guy. who cares? fuckin rock hudson was gay. james dean, kerouac, cassady, ginsberg, who fucking cares? when that chick in the WNBA "came out" a while ago, i was like, who fucking cares? YOU MEAN A FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYER IS GAY? holy crap. i'm shocked. so shocked that i dont fucking care. ellen degeneres is gay? really? o dear.

how can someone in this day and age SUE a newspaper for publishing stories that he might be gay? isnt that like suing a newspaper for saying that someone might have an irish ancestry when they really dont? it's the ol "not that theres anything wrong with that" thing, i guess. i just dont get it. if you want to think i'm gay, thats cool. just dont punch me in the nose. same thing vice versa too. if you want to think i'm straight, go ahead. italian, chinese, whatever. i'm not going to sue someone for saying that i'm irish because of my name when in fact i'm very only slightly irish anyway.

tom cruise needs to get over the fact that he's gay and just admit it or ignore it or whatever. the big thing is, he needs to stop being a scientologist, because the overlord of whatever is not the one inserting tiny aliens into our bodies. that just isnt happening.

[tinkerjack]

I don't how to say this so it don't come sounding like a cliche. We are one sick decadent society first. The bear keep telling me what a "moral" man GW is. And this is during the 2004 election. I would lose it. He is still envious about Clinton's blow job. I had to fucking starting yelling "what the hell are you talking about, he is running against Kerry not Clinton. These got dam culture wars that jimboloc talks about. Lets face it, sex is an abomination to these preachers and their lackey politicians. There are disgusted by it. Monkey humping is so dirty to them. I myself find it pretty ludicrous my self, what is the sound of one ball flapping, but anyway yeah so what. We know gender is a continium, some boys are boys, some girls are girls, some boys are girls, some girls are boys. You know I still think that anantomy is destiny, but I can't stand the sight of blood, trans gender surgery may help some that feel like they have cleft pallets, but happy are those boys and girls that are happy to be what they are.

Maybe the weirdest friend my little sister brought home was a guy who was a hanger on or star or whatever with John Waters when he was still a balitmore unknown. He told me he was a lady. I did not have a problem with that. I was just hoping he would be a gentleman and keep his hands to himself.

Meanwhile we are on the good ship Titanic steaming towards the next ice cube and people want to make a political issue out of the right to suck cocks, firsty I am nauseous, somehow we got to keep from letting Celebrity Justice and ET tonight from tripping our triggers, punching our ticket. Only politician I can think of that I admire is Barney Franks. Well a few more. But all I am saying I wish you happiness in love and work. Uncle Siggie says that is about the best we can do here.