In this foul year of our lord, 2005 Kayla Scott Has acheived

Post by **izeveryboyin** » December 31st, 2005, 10:04 pm

-Lust-Crazed dementia
-An unhealthy addiction to the SHO hit "Weeds"
-Nirvana... the first album
-a grand total of 22 outside-party-induced-orgasms
-a period that ran it's course a total of twelve unflinchingly rude and insidious times.
-a man-whore called Rico who dumped me two weeks later.
-Lust-crazed insomnia
-Lesbianism for two weeks after realizing Natalie Portman and Maggie Gyllenhaal are just fucking beautiful.
-straight dope albums from Mos Def, Common, and Talib Kweli
-A grand total of 57 overdrafts on her Washington Mutual account (no, I'm not kidding)
-A shitty job at a shitty sandwich joint
-a pet ferret named Momo-san
-a total of 335 bad hair days, appox.
-a total of 380,789,999 negative thoughts per month about her life
-a total of 5 failed realtionship attempts
-a total of 1460 hours of undisturbed sleep
-a total candy bar consumption of 1461, approx.
-total fuckwittage spewed in my face by every human being I encountered at the workplace
-lots and lots of pre-packaged poverty
-herself jailed twice at protests
-her nuts frozen off at 4 protests during harsh, April winters.
-a total of 27 burns from work
-a total of 13 old cookie bags littering her room
-an average cigarette consumption of 150 per month
-an average 40 oz of Jack Daniels consumption of 3 per month.
-a great knowledge of Arlo Guthrie
-a total of 32 newly aquired DVDS... including 28 that were originally released between 1965 and 1986
-a hernia...( no, not really)
-a 17% increase of Scoliosis, forcing me into Physical therapy with and old, balding jerk-off named Dr. Reed.
-a radicalist rant against politicians a total of 7300 enraged times
-completion of the novel Bridget Jone's Diary 3 times.
-a total of 4 published poems
-a total of three phantom pregnancies
-a total of 7 public performances where my name was on a paper in fancy ink...(as the usher)
-legal drinking age... hurrah!
-insanity
and last but not least... amnesia. I can't wait until the year 2003 hits!

All in all... I think I have faired undeniably well. Happy new year, all.

Post by **mousey1** » December 31st, 2005, 10:44 pm

"Weeds" is good! I'm hoping to be in the reality based version. It should be pretty good. It'll mostly consist of shots of me sitting on my couch with a rather monotonous look on my face staring at my toes and laughing alot. I don't think my winning an Emmy for it will be out of the realm of possibility either!!!

Anyway, your year in review sounds scintillating Kayla Scott... WOOT WOOT!.

As for me and accomplishments and feats of wonder done in '005, I'll scrape around in the back of my closet and see what I can scrounge up. If I find anything good I'll postit. (I think I may have to lie!) Bland leaps to mind however...

HAPPY HAPPY NEW NEW YEAR TO ALL!

now I'm off up there to sneak a sip of that champagne, it looks delicious!

Post by **lovingpenfull** » January 1st, 2006, 4:40 am

Kayla...I love you
Happy Next Year

Post by **knip** » January 1st, 2006, 1:26 pm

warts and all, that is a highly productive year, kayla...more productive than mine, to be sure

continue producing

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 1st, 2006, 9:28 pm

wow,
four of my favorite people in one place!

you are all rays of light in my life

k, you never fail to dazzle me
mousey, where have you been?, I've missed your lightness and your wit
lovey, I'm still travelling with you.
knip, one of my goals in 2006--to drink a guiness with you.

Post by **knip** » January 2nd, 2006, 8:09 pm

i'll be in DC this thursday night and friday day, lrod

Post by **izeveryboyin** » January 3rd, 2006, 8:53 pm

You are all delightful for pretending that I am not quite as fucked up as I often lead myself to believe... thus, we shall get together one day for a virtual night of Jack and coke, on me.

--k

as long as it's virtual and the money that I'm paying is also virtual... or in other words not real... like the Jack and coke we'll not really be drinking. Hah. I'm a little drunk. I missed you, Mousey. Love the new avatar by the way.

Post by **mousey1** » January 3rd, 2006, 9:47 pm

Ah, Izy, there you are.

I thought you resoluted not to get polluted? Oh wait, maybe that was me.

Glad you like my avatar. May I say that yours is a little out of frame. Dare I say, perhaps a little bit like you.

Never mind, you're a sweet kid, even if a virtual cheapskate! And I'd buy you a round any old time and with real money too...if I had any!

And I hate to burst your booble but it is not me whose been away but you! Unh hunh, that's right, I said it.

Don't be such a stranger, I know you've got a life but that's really no excuse.

And we only love ya 'cause you are fucked up. Makes us look less so.

Post by **mnaz** » January 5th, 2006, 9:42 pm

'year of our lord'....

sounds familiar....

Post by **lovingpenfull** » January 7th, 2006, 4:57 am

Hey there, just had to ring in as I was listed as a favorite in this thread, I'd hate to see the underdog; I think that Kayla is my favorite, I like the way she thinks and I like to get into some lust-frenzied demensia with her some time

a rascle of a few days I've been having, movie like in ways, going around with this maddog of a British guy, big black fellow, Sikh convert so he carries around a huge sword, wearing a turban, and threatens the heathens around us with his weapons, carrying around the whole time a little puppy that he keeps in a sling around his barrel chest...Wai Guruji Ka Kalsa, Wai Guruji Ka Fate...always yelling about the Reptilian conspiricy too, wild man

off next back to the city of the dying en route to Nepal, keeping an eye out for the Maoists

I saw the pics of Knip in D.C. and couldn't not snigger at that Niro mug that he has, he looks like my pal Andy from Calgery

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In this foul year of our lord, 2005 Kayla Scott Has acheived

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