6/06/06 story
- Doreen Peri
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6/06/06 story
I picked up my sister from Dulles airport yesterday, June 6, 2006.
She told me she was waiting for me and noticed a cab driver staring at her. He had a huge smile on his face. She thought maybe he had just dropped someone off who had given him a large tip. He seemed very happy.
He kept staring at her and smiling so she spoke to him.
"Hi, how are you doing?," she asked.
"Great!," he said. "I am the anti-Christ and today is my birthday!"
"Oh? OK. That's nice," she said. "Happy Birthday."
"Thank you!," he said, still smiling wide.
"And just to think, I thought you were just crazy", she said.
"No, I'm the anti-Christ and today's my birthday", he repeated.
"OK. That explains it," she said. "Have a good one!"
She told me she was waiting for me and noticed a cab driver staring at her. He had a huge smile on his face. She thought maybe he had just dropped someone off who had given him a large tip. He seemed very happy.
He kept staring at her and smiling so she spoke to him.
"Hi, how are you doing?," she asked.
"Great!," he said. "I am the anti-Christ and today is my birthday!"
"Oh? OK. That's nice," she said. "Happy Birthday."
"Thank you!," he said, still smiling wide.
"And just to think, I thought you were just crazy", she said.
"No, I'm the anti-Christ and today's my birthday", he repeated.
"OK. That explains it," she said. "Have a good one!"
Ha! That's great. I was reading a book on absinthe yesterday when I ran across this:
"The night before he has managed to get a free dinner at the house of the Vicomte de Lautrec (not the painter, although [Ernest] Dowson also knew him), where they also smoked hashish and played ouija. "We got a message from Satan", Dowson reports, "but he appeared to have nothing of the slightest importance to say."
"The night before he has managed to get a free dinner at the house of the Vicomte de Lautrec (not the painter, although [Ernest] Dowson also knew him), where they also smoked hashish and played ouija. "We got a message from Satan", Dowson reports, "but he appeared to have nothing of the slightest importance to say."
Monday conversation one minute before leaving school
kid1: Is it true that next wednesday will be the diablo's day?
Yo: mmm...no, the idea of a diablo is to make people fear everything, next wednesday will be just another day....
kid2: I'm an atheist
Yo: are you?
kid1: and you? (talking to me)
Yo: ehh, I was something as a catholic when I had more or less your age...
kid1: and now? are you catholic? evangelist?
Yo: are you asking if I go to church? no
kid2: an atheist?
Yo: not exactly... bye kids!!
kid1: Is it true that next wednesday will be the diablo's day?
Yo: mmm...no, the idea of a diablo is to make people fear everything, next wednesday will be just another day....
kid2: I'm an atheist
Yo: are you?
kid1: and you? (talking to me)
Yo: ehh, I was something as a catholic when I had more or less your age...
kid1: and now? are you catholic? evangelist?
Yo: are you asking if I go to church? no
kid2: an atheist?
Yo: not exactly... bye kids!!
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i remember this one time i was talking to this guy, and he was all like "i'm the devil" and shit.
and i was like "cool can i run with you?"
and he goes "what the hell for?"
and i go "cuz then i'd be runnin' with the devil!"
and he was all like "cool. van halen rocks."
and i was like "cool."
and then he goes "dood, you rawk!" and when he said that, some spit flew out of his mouth and hit me in the cheek. so i jacked him in the face and got the hell out of there.
true story.
and i was like "cool can i run with you?"
and he goes "what the hell for?"
and i go "cuz then i'd be runnin' with the devil!"
and he was all like "cool. van halen rocks."
and i was like "cool."
and then he goes "dood, you rawk!" and when he said that, some spit flew out of his mouth and hit me in the cheek. so i jacked him in the face and got the hell out of there.
true story.
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The devil's in the details, so they say... whoever "they" are. A cliche which may be satanic... worthy of worship. Hell, I donno. Maybe he WAS the anti-christ. Or IS. All I know is, I'm wearing a cross around my neck so I can stab him in his chest with it and scream those words firsty said about Ann Coulter over and over and over! Dammit!
I'll do it with style ... like a cunning linguist 





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Ronnie and Nancy changed their address of their house in Bel-Air from 666 St. Cloud Road to 668. I wonder whom that Jesus Christ is that G W talks to? I suppose if he changes his address to 666 Pennsylvania Avenue I will know for sure. It is like the movie Ground Hog Day in the USA. Everyday is 060606...these days
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Unlucky numbers, 444 in China. Talking about superstitions with a real estate broker. He tells me that it must be disclosed to the buyer if a house has had a murder in it. I try not to walk under ladders since a bucket of paint fell on me. My grandmother would lie to strangers about my age. Trying to protect me from the evil eye.
That movie PI freaks me out. Bible codes and numbers. The Hasidic looking Jew comes into the dinner where the protagonist is eating. and says "its ok I am a Jew too." It creeped me out. Great movie, I think Mtmynd called it one hell of a great sick movie. Check it out next Halloween.
I tried watching it at least three times. I think I finaly got thru it once.
Revelation would make a hell of a movie. I wonder if it will be Mel's next big block buster.
That movie PI freaks me out. Bible codes and numbers. The Hasidic looking Jew comes into the dinner where the protagonist is eating. and says "its ok I am a Jew too." It creeped me out. Great movie, I think Mtmynd called it one hell of a great sick movie. Check it out next Halloween.
I tried watching it at least three times. I think I finaly got thru it once.
Revelation would make a hell of a movie. I wonder if it will be Mel's next big block buster.
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Just a number for me. "If six was nine"triple-sixes still freaks me out, I have to admit
but the square root of negative one fills my mind with wonder
, everything a GO for me tonight, hammer down from Jersey to California, roaring diesel, river of tail lights a blur of head lights. I got the case open on my computer and it is as noisy noisy as a catepillar in the cab of my virtual truck. y 666 gives you the he be gee bees? Do you remember Headburners poem on litkicks called eating ghosts.
http://www.litkicks.com/BeatPages/msgAr ... &parent=-1
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amazing indie film, I am not much of an expert on movies but i read it was made for less than 250,000 which is peanuts in movie money.
Interesting web page how they made the film. Scavenged dumpsters to find the computer hardware to create his computer.
8:34 PM on a personal note:
Worked as a projectionist in a drive in movie one summer. It was magic.
Interesting web page how they made the film. Scavenged dumpsters to find the computer hardware to create his computer.
8:34 PM on a personal note:
Worked as a projectionist in a drive in movie one summer. It was magic.
Kid 1: Hey Mr T. You know today is the devil's birthday?
Mr T: Woe to you oh earth and see for the devil sends the beast with wrath for he knows the time is short. Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is...
Kid 1: Eeeep! (and fucks off).
Mr T: Woe to you oh earth and see for the devil sends the beast with wrath for he knows the time is short. Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is...
Kid 1: Eeeep! (and fucks off).
This is the centre of the universe.
My tribe is gathered around me.
Behold me.
I AM.
My tribe is gathered around me.
Behold me.
I AM.
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