Request for help! Need alcohol songs

[judih]

i will bring it in, if you sing it, hester. Any chance of a sound file?
i've got til feb 10th.

(meanwhile, thanks for the imaginary moments in theda land)

[panta rhei]

here's a list i found on google - they provide no links, though:

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)-Rupert Holmes
2 Pina Coladas-Garth Brooks
Alcohol-Brad Paisley
Drunk-Tweet
Chug-a-lug--Roger Miller
Family Tradition-Hank Williams Jr
I got drunk-Montgomery Gentry
Drunk Daddy-Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Sloppy Drunk-Black Crowes
Drunk Drivin'-Sublime
Mas Tequila-Sammy Hagar
Tequila Sunrise-The Eagles
Strawberry Wine-Deanna Carter
Tequila Town - Brooks & Dunn
Red, Red Wine-UB40
God of Wine-Third Eye Blind
white Lightnin'-George Jones
All the tequila in Tijuana-Kevin Fowler
Beer Drinkers & Hell raisers-ZZ Top
Margaritaville-Jimmy Buffet
Why don't we get drunk and screw-Jimmy Buffet
Tequila Talking-Lonestar
Tequila loves me-Kenny Chesney
It's 5:00 somewhere-Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffet
Beercan-Beck
Captain Jack-Billy Joel
Closing Time-Semisonic
I love this bar-Toby Keith
Watermelon Crawl-Tracy Byrd
Tubthumping-Chumbawamba
Stays in Mexico-Toby Keith
Pour Me-Trick Pony
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer-John Lee Hooker
Jose Cuervo-Shelly West
Loco-David lee Murphy
Fine as Wine-Chris LeDoux
Beer Run-Garth Brooks
I've got friends in low places-garth brooks
Whiskey Girl-Toby Keith
Whiskey Lullaby-Brad paisley
Tennessee Whiskey-David Allen Coe
Whiskey'n Mama-ZZ Top
Cold Gin-KISS
Lace and Whiskey-Alice Cooper
Alcohol-Barenaked Ladies
Alcoholic-Fishbone
Gin & Juice-Snoop Dog
Have a drink on me-AC/DC
Demon alcohol-Ozzy Ozbourne
Love And Alcohol-John Michael Montgomery
Cigarettes & Alcohol-Oasis
Black Velvet-Alannah Myles
Poison Whiskey-Lynrd Skynrd
Drinking my baby goodbye-Charlie Daniels Band
Pop A Top-Alan Jackson
Longneck Bottle- Garth Brooks
Nights I can't remember & Friends I can't forget-?
The bottle let me down-Merle Haggard

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound-Hank williams Jr
Don't Come Home A'drinkin'-Loretta Lynn
Straight Tequila Night-John Anderson
I Gotta get drunk-Willie Nelson
All Jacked Up-Gretchen Wilson
beer thirty-Brooks & Dunn
Beer in Mexico-Kenny Chesney (Don't ask me how I know)
Beer for my horses-Toby Keith
Beer goggles-Smashmouth
Tequila makes her Clothes fall off-Joe Nichols
10 Rounds with Jose Cuervo-Tracy Byrd
Let's All Get Drunk-Afroman
Get drunk & be somebody-Tim McGraw
Drunker than me-Trent Tomlinson
Tequila-Cypress Hill
Drinking again-Rod Stewart
I need a margarita-Clay Walker
Bottom of a bottle-Smile Empty Soul
Drinking Bone-Tracy Byrd
Dust on the bottle-Aaron Tippin
Naked Women & Beer-Kid Rock & Hank Williams Jr.
Whiskey if You were a woman-Highway 101

(found at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 6021514271 )

[panta rhei]

then here: a list from modern drunkard magazine:
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/i ... _songs.htm


and here's muddy waters, chamapagne and reefers (on radio):

http://www.last.fm/tag/songs%20about%20 ... ly%20songs:

and more to listen to here:
http://www.last.fm/tag/songs%20about%20 ... %3A/tracks

then there's also
"alcohol", by the kinks.
"whiskey, you're the devil", by the pogues.
"the piano has been drinking", by tom waits.

[singlemalt]

Here's one from the Stones called Salt of the Earth. Although much is said about the Stones what isn't said enough is how underrated their songwriting is.

Mick and Keith both sing on this one. After 9/11 the Stones played this one in the concert for New York gig. Keith changed the lyrics from "raise your glass to the good and the evil" to "raise your glass to the good not the evil." (Just a little Stones trivia.)

Oh, and finally, you gotta love the line "let's think of the wavering millions/ who need leaders but get gamblers instead."

Mick and Keith. . . 'nuff said.


Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's drink to the lowly of birth
Raise your glass to the good and the evil
Let's drink to the salt of the earth

Say a prayer for the common foot soldier
Spare a thought for his back breaking work
Say a prayer for his wife and his children
Who burn the fires and who still till the earth

And when I search a faceless crowd
A swirling mass of gray and black and white
They don't look real to me
In fact, they look so strange

Raise your glass to the hard working people
Let's drink to the uncounted heads
Let's think of the wavering millions
Who need leaders but get gamblers instead

Spare a thought for the stay-at-home voter
His empty eyes gaze at strange beauty shows
And a parade of the gray suited grafters
A choice of cancer or polio

And when I look in the faceless crowd
A swirling mass of grays and black and white
They don't look real to me
Or don't they look so strange

Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's think of the lowly of birth
Spare a thought for the rag taggy people
Let's drink to the salt of the earth

Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's drink to the salt of the earth
Let's drink to the two thousand million
Let's think of the humble of birth

Lets raise our drink
To the salt of the earth
Lets raise our drink
To the salt of the earth.......

[stilltrucking]

I'll drink to that singlemalt

Here is a a Doc Watson song that sounds similiar to the one Hester posted

Intoxicated Rat

[Doreen Peri]

Do you think some of them sang "One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall" when they were little kids?

Wonder why that's such a popular kids tune.

Preparing them for adulthood?

[Anonymous-one]

Words and music John Ryan of the Dust Rhinos

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.

So we got on a starship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.

[Star Wars theme song]

I sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He broke the silence, said you judge me by my size
Obi-Wan said careful, for Yoda is the best
I said ok shorty, bring on the test
Well I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies Let's just say, on that night the force was on his side
I got all riled up, and they threw me in jail
I said I don't believe it, Yoda said that's why I failed

[judih]

this is turning into the wildest party i've ever been to.

panta - my head is spinning from all those goodies - i've got a few of them already.
the stones are wonderful and of course tubthumping is a song that i used in class about 5 years ago. Back then, the kids liked it so much that they made a short film to go with it. (wish i knew where that piece of archival history got to)

thanks a million all. a little education now and just
think of the rehab we may be avoiding.

[mtmynd]

Captain Everything on his album It's Not Rocket Science:

"I'd Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Full Frontal Lobotomy"

which was originally a quote by Fred Allen, but turned into a song.

[Lightning Rod]

judih
you know that about half the country songs ever written are about drinking and drinking songs in general account for a great deal of popular music and folk music. I think that the melody for The Star Spangled Banner was stolen from a drinking song.

When I was a kid, I used to listen to my father's old 78rpm records that weighed about a pound apiece. One of my favorites was one by Tex Ritter, goes like this:








Rye Whiskey

I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler,
I'm a long way from home;
And if you don't like me,
Just leave me alone.

I'll eat when I'm hungry,
I'll drink when l'm dry,
If the hard times don't kill me,
I'll live till I die.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
Rye whisky, I cry,
If you don't give me rye whisky,
I surely will die.

For work I'm too lazy,
Investment's too slow
Train robbin's too risky,
It's gamblin' I'll go.

I'll tune up my fiddle,
And I 'll rosin my bow,
I'll make myself welcome,
Wherever I go.

Beefsteak when l'm hungry,
Rye Whiskey when I'm dry
Greenbacks when I'm hard up,
And religion when I die.

They say I drink whisky,
My money's my own;
All them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Sometimes I drink whisky,
Sometimes I drink rum,
Sometimes I drink brandy,
At other times none.

But if I get boozy,
My whisky's my own,
And them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Jack o' diamonds, jack o' diamonds,
I know you of old,
You've robbed my poor pockets
Of silver and gold.

Oh, whisky, you villain,
You've been my downfall,
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me,
But I love you for all.

If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
To get one sweet suck.
But the ocean ain't whisky
And I ain't a duck,
So I'll play Jack of Diamonds
And trust to my luck.

My foot's in my stirrup,
My bridle's in my hand,
I'm leaving sweet Lillie,
The fairest in the land.

Her parents don't like me,
They say l'm too poor;
They say I'm unworthy
To enter her door.

Sweet milk when l'm hungry,
Rye whisky when l'm dry,
If a tree don't fall on me,
I'll live till I die.

I'll buy my own whisky,
I'll make my own stew,
If I get drunk, madam,
It's nothing to you.

I'll drink my own whisky,
I'll drink my own wine,
Some ten thousand bottles
I've killed in my time.

I've no wife to quarrel
No babies to bawl;
The best way of living
Is no wife at all.

Way up on Clinch Mountain
I wander alone,
I'm as drunk as the devil,
Oh, let me alone.

You may boast of your knowledge
An' brag of your sense,
'Twill all be forgotten
A hundred years hence.

In my little log cabin,
Ever since I been born,
Dere ain't been no nothin' -
'Cept dat hard salt, parched corn.

But I know whar's a henhouse,
De turkey he charve;
An, if ol' Massa don' kill me
I cain't never starve.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
You're no friend to me;
You killed my poor daddy,
Goddamn you, try me.

[Scootertrash]

Daddy & The Wine / Porter Wagoner

A child walked in a candy store in faded overalls
Put a nickel on the counter said I think I'll spend it all
I've carried it three months or more you can tell it by the shine
Now I need a sack of candy like my daddy needs his wine

Daddy and the wine goes back three years out of my age
In the old days we were happy dad worked hours long and late
Then mama disappeared one day and so did daddy's mind
And now it's me and daddy mostly daddy and the wine

[ fiddle ]

The child picked up the sack and then he wandered on outside
We put a roll of green among the jelly beens inside
The clerk was broke and so was I we gave him our last dime
A stranger stole his mommy now his daddy's on the wine

Daddy and the wine goes back three years out of my age
In the old days we were happy dad worked hours long and late
Then mama disappeared one day and so did daddy's mind
And now it's me and daddy mostly daddy and the wine

[judih]

l-rod, i love tex ritter. Hoping to get the song on my hard disk before the day is through.

scooter - many thanks for giving this thread a shove and for your fine Port Wagoner tune.

am off to search.