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[Axanderdeath]

people are asking me to make a mold of my cock to make dildos. I am not sure if this will help my litrary caree--whatr ya.all think about cock molds????

[e_dog]

every book aspires to be a cock mold. few succeed. i say go for it.


but you have to name it Dick Cheney.

[Arcadia]

cock molds? well, maybe you can build a totem or something like that for your garden!!!

[Scootertrash]

I am not sure if this will help my litrary caree--whatr ya.all think about cock molds????

Do you really want to risk your literary career over some vanity doo-dad? NO!!!

Suppose you really do write the next great Amercian novel, you become the toast of the town-get on C-SPAN , Leno and Oprah! Get invited to cool parties, get free meals at trendy eateries, free subscription to the New Yorker and get calls in the middle of the night from Norman Mailer and Tom Robbins......

Then, some nosey nabob starts digging around in your past-Lo and Behold, they dredge up your cockmold and you go from being THE hip literary lion to a laughing stock (yes, I said laughing stock) over night!! Think about it. Just say "NO" to those pots of Plaster Of Paris wielding hangerons! They aren't your friends!!

[singlemalt]

my brother, take it from the king of the cockmold - do it!

i can't tell you how many times i was asked, nay, begged, to make of mold of my memeber for the females. of course, not wanting to disappoint, i said "yes." but under one condition. that the profits from my member's mold be given to charity to feed the poor.

so i struck a deal in 1991 with the crazy carla cockmold experience to help mankind. as i'm sure you've read, my cockmold went platinum in a month and the profits started rolling in like a demon tide.

as per my contract, the world's needy started getting my cockmold monies. some of the recipients of my cockmold cash went on to great success. maybe you heard of one dirt-poor kid who made good in a little country called venezuela? that kid who rose to prominence with my cockmold coinage. . . a one hugo chavez. true story.

[Lightning Rod]

when I submitted my cockmold to the rock and roll hall of fame
they gladly accepted it because it took so little plaster

the only problem was is that they displayed it next to Jimi Hedrix's cast
and Jimi Hendrix' cast casts a big shadow
you might not even notice that it's there
(or at least that's what I tell all the girls)

[Axanderdeath]

who ever said my posts have no merit?