Billionaire For a Day
Posted: October 8th, 2007, 2:29 pm
I would like to be a billionaire for just one day. I know it would interfere with my vows of poverty, but for just one day I would like to be a billionaire.
Just having money makes you a star these days. Look at Donald Trump or Oprah or Mark Cuban or Ross Perot.
And check out the stars in the presidential sweepstakes. We don't rate them by what they stand for. We rate them by how much money they can raise.
What would you do if you had a billion dollars? Run for president? Race cars? Decorate your house with priceless artwork? Buy every whore in Amsterdam or a basketball team? Produce your own reality TV show or just go on Dancing with the Stars? Would you start libraries or charities?
If I was a billionaire for just one day, I would try to spend it ALL. I would get a bailing machine and litter the poor sections of town with bricks of hundred dollar bills. I would give a hundred million or so to Bill Gates. He deserves it. And then I would fund foundations. I would start lots of foundations. A poetry foundation. A comedy foundation. A free hemp foundation. And think tanks, oh yes, think tanks. I would start some of those. Maybe one of them would give me a fellowship when my day of being a billionaire was done and I could spend my old age doing what I love to do most--thinking. But I think I would rather have a 'think porch' or a 'think living room' than a 'think Tank.' I would rather think from home, not have to go to an office to do it.
Damn, my billion is almost gone, my day is almost done and I haven't bought myself a car or a house or a boss wardrobe. I'm a failure in the consumer department. Truth is, I don't want to own anything except my life. Ownership is a burden. Every time I hear George Bush talk about an 'ownership society,' I get the chills.
If I had a billion dollars, I would do just what I'm doing today. What would you do?
Just having money makes you a star these days. Look at Donald Trump or Oprah or Mark Cuban or Ross Perot.
And check out the stars in the presidential sweepstakes. We don't rate them by what they stand for. We rate them by how much money they can raise.
What would you do if you had a billion dollars? Run for president? Race cars? Decorate your house with priceless artwork? Buy every whore in Amsterdam or a basketball team? Produce your own reality TV show or just go on Dancing with the Stars? Would you start libraries or charities?
If I was a billionaire for just one day, I would try to spend it ALL. I would get a bailing machine and litter the poor sections of town with bricks of hundred dollar bills. I would give a hundred million or so to Bill Gates. He deserves it. And then I would fund foundations. I would start lots of foundations. A poetry foundation. A comedy foundation. A free hemp foundation. And think tanks, oh yes, think tanks. I would start some of those. Maybe one of them would give me a fellowship when my day of being a billionaire was done and I could spend my old age doing what I love to do most--thinking. But I think I would rather have a 'think porch' or a 'think living room' than a 'think Tank.' I would rather think from home, not have to go to an office to do it.
Damn, my billion is almost gone, my day is almost done and I haven't bought myself a car or a house or a boss wardrobe. I'm a failure in the consumer department. Truth is, I don't want to own anything except my life. Ownership is a burden. Every time I hear George Bush talk about an 'ownership society,' I get the chills.
If I had a billion dollars, I would do just what I'm doing today. What would you do?