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How Stupid is STUPID BOB?
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 2:58 pm
by Lightning Rod
well he has been known to say such things as:
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
Judge for yourself
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 3:08 pm
by knip
there's a kids in the hall skit where the dad farmer gets kicked in the head by a cow while picking up a lucky penny...he's seemingly ok, but has huge hand-eye coordination and depth problems...can't grab the salt shaker at supper...always missing it
stupid son #1 turns to stupid son #2 and says "kewd be werse...he kewda used ta be smart"
shits and giggles, shits and giggles
Re: How Stupid is STUPID BOB?
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 3:24 pm
by STUPID BOB
Lightning Rod wrote:well he has been known to say such things as:
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Sheesh. Get it RIGHT! The correct word is "strife"
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error."
Again . . . the correct word is "arrow"
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
One ouhtta a bunch is one less than none outhta a bunch . . .
"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
(sigh) . . . the paper it's SPIT ON!!!
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
And neither do we! So, there!
Judge for yourself
Re: How Stupid is STUPID BOB?
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 3:29 pm
by STUPID BOB
I fergitted: LR is dumb. I am STUPID. We were walking together apart the other day and he had on one of those cutsie little "t's" that said, "I'm with STUPID" - and it had a little arrow pointing in my direction.. He got a big laugh out of it and so did a few other early night stalkers with nothing better to do than gawk at passersby. Unbeknownst to LR and the gawkers, I too had on a cutsie lil' "t" that said, "How dumb is that?" underneath my slicker.
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 4:39 pm
by Doreen Peri
LOL!!!!
Here's a picture of Stupid Bob trying to take a picture of YOU looking at this picture of him through your computer screen.
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 5:29 pm
by Doreen Peri
OK. So, STUPID BOB saw the photo I posted above and sent me an email with an attached photo and asked me to post it for him. In his email he said ....
Here's a picture I took of LR takin' a picture of himself off the computer screen while he was lookin' at the picture I was takin' of him . . . ah, you know what I mean. ?? Anyhoo, here's the actual picture from the picture of the picture taken from the screen that you put up of me taking his picture .........(SHEESH)!
Here's the photo he wanted me to post.
hahahahahaha
dumb 'n' dumber
heh
Posted: November 30th, 2004, 8:52 pm
by Scootertrash
doreen peri wrote:OK. So, STUPID BOB saw the photo I posted above and sent me an email with an attached photo and asked me to post it for him. In his email he said ....
Here's a picture I took of LR takin' a picture of himself off the computer screen while he was lookin' at the picture I was takin' of him . . . ah, you know what I mean. ?? Anyhoo, here's the actual picture from the picture of the picture taken from the screen that you put up of me taking his picture .........(SHEESH)!
Here's the photo he wanted me to post.
hahahahahaha
dumb 'n' dumber
heh
you are right, Doreen. these cats are missing some key ingrediants alright
Posted: December 1st, 2004, 11:22 am
by STUPID BOB
