Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

does it trouble you that the Pope's name is Bennie?
well, sort of
Benedict
but he has a German accent, go figure

but I call him bennie

but I call you bennie too

even though you are Bernard

you are probably not even a Catholic

but I expect Bennie to be on Dancing With the Stars next season

he will look elegant in his white robes and his ruby slippers doing the mambo.

I'm more concerned about god's own rep. (such a seedy word that. rep! makes me think of a sales rep and that's all the man is) here on earth having an affiliation with the nazis.

Perhaps that was god getting back at the jews for telling on his only son's arse.

wait! Aren't we all god's children? what's so special about jesus then?

ha.

I like that the previous pope was a polish ex-goalkeeper (soccer) and the new pope is an ex-hitler youth german.

oh the poetry.

well, count yourself lucky
at least the rep is named after you
I'm just holding out until a pope is named after me
Pope Lrod
has sort of a ring to it doesn't it?
(I didn't say Lord)