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Where is Koffenweez?
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 7:09 pm
by westcoast
or whatever his name is. i want to borrow his helmut.
~westie
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 9:10 pm
by mtmynd
If you find him let him know I'd like to know more about him...

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 9:17 pm
by Doreen Peri
estieway -
ooday ooyay eakspay igpay atinlay?
ecommendedray atthay ooyay ooday otnay entionmay ethay elmuthay.
istermay eezencoughway aymay otnay ikelay it.
oryay endfray,
oriday angerday
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:21 pm
by westcoast
translation -
yesterday
the ootpik spooked the inlay?
recommend you yodel emotionally at the isthmus.
is your sister easy over and likes it?
orgasmic entropy,
danger pay [!]
____________________________
at this time i am unable to comment on the ootpik.
i can confirm however that there has been no injury or death by yodel
and a thorough investigation is underway
of your sister.
please be aware that danger pay is not required under federal law
regardless of proximity to orgasms causing entropy.
a press conference to update the situation will be called
when there is more to report.
thank you for coming today.
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:45 pm
by bohonato
My sister was once spooked by an ootpik, but she asked me not to talk about it in public.
oops.
Koffenweez. Is that a pokemon?
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:01 pm
by westcoast
ya know... hmmm
maybe i have his name wrong
maybe it's Wheezenkopfh???
in which case
i do apologize
profusely
and yodel politely
at the isthmus
if it will accept
my offering...
however humble
??
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:03 pm
by Doreen Peri
i once got a yoyodel for isthmus.
thanta brought it to me.

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:14 pm
by westcoast
you are dangerously clever!!
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:47 pm
by mtmynd
totenkoph. codpiece avatar.
Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:58 pm
by Doreen Peri
no way!

Posted: May 8th, 2008, 12:49 pm
by gypsyjoker
Westie that is not a helmut
It is fossil, an ancient shark's tooth.
.
I forgot to the latin name for it.
Megadonith bigasssharkrxtinctus
something like that.
I mean, if I mean anything, that I hope I have not misread you and you are talking about totenputz's avatar. I miss that guy, he is been one of my mentors here, along with poor Cecil who I am always misreading too. But he is such a nice guy he always lets me slide. A true gentle man just like LR. So many gentle men here.
And fierce women.
What an Oasis on the web, doreen's garden of delights.
Posted: May 8th, 2008, 12:59 pm
by Doreen Peri
hahaha.. i love this thread.
it has everything!
codpieces, shark's teeth, helmuts, pig latin, intrigue, so-called gentlemen, fierce women, fiction, fantasy, video games, isthmus toys and more!
Posted: May 8th, 2008, 1:26 pm
by gypsyjoker
I could continue
typos, mispellings(sick),
and
Posted: May 8th, 2008, 1:28 pm
by Arcadia
who is Koffenweez?
Posted: May 8th, 2008, 1:31 pm
by gypsyjoker
wit
and half wits
and
"loveable losers like me.
and honky tonk heroes
like me" wsst texas hemmingway