What Will You Do For Memorial Day?
Posted: May 25th, 2008, 6:55 pm
On Memorial Day I'm going to honor the fallen. I will honor the dead by sleeping all day in my coffin under an American Flag. I respect the debt that we owe to those that sacrificed in the Revolutionary War, The War of 1812, The Mexican-American War, The Spanish-American War, WWI and WWII. Also our more recent extemporaneous wars Korea, Vietnam, IraqI, IraqII, Grenada, Panama yada yada.
I'm also going to honor the fallen in the War on Drugs. It's the most hypocritical and preposterous war that we have ever joined, I know, but many of the brave have fallen there, both from hostile and friendly fire. Many deaths, many lives destroyed. Much as the Iraq war has increased terrorism, the War on Drugs has increased the misery that it was launched to curtail.
Besides the poor grunts that were poisoned by illegal drugs and the gang-bangers who have died as a result of the illegal drug trade, we have about a million prisoners of that war locked in our jails and penitentiaries at great expense to the taxpayers as well as to the families of those residents of the gulag.
So, for Memorial Day I'm going to lie in my flag draped coffin and smoke a joint and watch that hypocrite George Bush go lay a wreath in Arlington Cemetery.
I'm also going to honor the fallen in the War on Drugs. It's the most hypocritical and preposterous war that we have ever joined, I know, but many of the brave have fallen there, both from hostile and friendly fire. Many deaths, many lives destroyed. Much as the Iraq war has increased terrorism, the War on Drugs has increased the misery that it was launched to curtail.
Besides the poor grunts that were poisoned by illegal drugs and the gang-bangers who have died as a result of the illegal drug trade, we have about a million prisoners of that war locked in our jails and penitentiaries at great expense to the taxpayers as well as to the families of those residents of the gulag.
So, for Memorial Day I'm going to lie in my flag draped coffin and smoke a joint and watch that hypocrite George Bush go lay a wreath in Arlington Cemetery.