When I'm pissed....

[izeveryboyin]

I write in my journal. It's something I do so that I won't seem as completely hopeless as I sometimes am, and to purge myself from the numerous ridiculous thoughts that lounge about in that fucked head of mine. Thus, bored one night, I gave myself the requiremnet of recording time, date, place, coital activity, alcohol, nicotine intake and of course, weight. Since a friend of mine saw those little inserts, and found them hilarious, I decided I'd share this month's entries w/ you guys. The last few such recordings have been as follows:

Dec. 1. 04 Sex: (laughs dryly)
Midnight Weight: I think it's broken
Toilet, shitting Alcohol today: no
(*5 tokes; Parliment)


Dec. 3. 04 Sex: None
High Noon Weight: over
in corner (have been bad) Alcohol Today: Uhhhh...
(**full tokes; Newport)


Dec. 4. 04 Sex: hallucienigenically
11.00pm Weight: too poor to eat?
Chicago Alcohol today: bottle cheap wine
(***no tokes)

Dec. 8. 04 Sex: must not care as celebrating Jim's Bday
6.25pm Weight: see above
on rooftop Alcohol Today: Jack Daniels--- the whole thing
(#full tokes (twice); both Newport)


Dec. 9. 04 Sex: I got head in a daydream
3something Weight: beer
between my ears like Lrod Alcohol Today: beer
(2 tokes; Newport)

Dec. 12. 04 Sex: do my hands count?
4.19am Weight: all of it?
bathtub, drunk Alcohol Today: Margaritaville!
(Full tokes (thrice); Newport)

Dec. 14. 04 Sex:am jealous of frequent-shaggers
dunno, 11pm? Weight:have drowned self in salt
living room(square) Alcohol Today:no
(8 tokes; Parliment)

Dec. 15. 04 Sex: none, as am hopeless lout
11am Weight:looks good as have started day w/apple
Class being Alcohol today: too soon to tell
lectured to (Full tokes; Newport)


*number of drags I took from a cigarette
**means I smoked the whole thing
***means I didn't smoke at all
#menas I smoked a certain number of cigarettes

[Lightning Rod]

the first cigarette I ever smoked was a Newport

watch out!

next think you know

you'll be smoking Pall Malls

[STUPID BOB]

the first cigarette I ever smoked was a Newport

watch out!

next think you know

you'll be smoking Pall Malls

LR, QUIT IT! If another person starts PMing, we may not have enough for ourselves. You REALLY want me jumping your ass for a smoke up there every fifteen minutes?

[izeveryboyin]

I started off on an extinct brand called "Paris Opals" and then, as they were so hard to ifnd (got my first one off a good friend) said screw it. I grew up in a neighborhood where the sold "loose squares" on every fucking corner from here to 111th street. As for the Pall Malls, Bob.... not to worry man, you can have my share!!