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Bush Farewell Address
Posted: January 15th, 2009, 9:27 pm
by one of those jerks
Tonight President George W. Bush bids adieu to the American people
But still, what could he possibly tell the country that would change anybody’s opinion about the last eight years?
“My fellow Americans, before I leave you next week I want you to know that ...
A) “Although things have gone very wrong, I take comfort in the realization that Dick Cheney was actually in control from the get-go. Honest, I never even knew half the people in the cabinet.”
B) “Laura and I have come to realize that all things considered, retirement to a mansion in Texas is just totally inappropriate. And so we take our leave to begin a new life as missionaries at a small rescue station in the Gobi desert ...”
C) “Surprise! This has all actually been a bad dream. It’s really still November of 2000 and tomorrow Al Gore is going to be elected president.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/15/opini ... .html?_r=1
Otherwise, the best possible approach for a farewell address might be for Bush to follow his father’s lead and just not give one.
Posted: January 16th, 2009, 4:55 am
by Nazz
Who?
Let's just call him "He who shall not be named", or HWSNBN for short.
(Thanks JK)
Posted: January 16th, 2009, 9:10 pm
by gypsyjoker
I am going to miss him.
He will join the pantheon of my heroes
Cowboys riding off into the sun set
He kept up safe since 9/12/08
I been soaking up his words of wisdom
"There is no short term history"
He makes me feel hip
Well he still has 76 hours left.
He could still bring it off.
you know what is weird about that picture, really weird
the guy that posted it was sincere
had a video of a a Waylon Jennings Will Nelson song playing behind it.
"My heroes have always been cowboys."
Still a great song
some good lyrics
"You can die from the cold in the arms of a nightmare knowing well that your best days are gone."
sinceerely
still trucking et al.
Posted: January 17th, 2009, 11:19 am
by tonyc
I was kinda hoping Laura would've thrown her shoes at him and yelled "alah is great!! and she wanted a divorce, that would've been the topping on the cake.
I wouldv'e choked on my beer.
I would've loved to see monkey boy spin his way out of that one (he'd give it hell though, liars never stop lying)
Posted: January 17th, 2009, 6:53 pm
by hester_prynne
I wanna see him whipped. Literally, a woodpile lickin with a leather belt, followed by a little water boarding so he can SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. I would also make him give all his money and assets back to the economy, so he had nothing. Then, I would assign him to a caseworker position in a homeless shelter in New Orleans at 23, 500 a year, under the leadership of a boss who really cared about the clients and would not take shit from employees who were arrogant and stupid.
H
Posted: January 18th, 2009, 7:34 am
by Dave The Dov
All he had to say was,"I'm an idiot for what I did as President." "I derailed this country for eight long "tortuous" years." "It all started with the Election of 2000 and ended with me acting so oblivious right up till the conclusion of my Presidency." "When January 20th rolls around I will stand out on the front of the White House lawn." "So you can throw what ever you want at me." "That way I will truly know how you felt with me being President."