Why Doreen Is Wonderful and Need Not Be Replaced...
Posted: January 18th, 2005, 5:12 pm
...she puts up with bullshit from freaky writer types and calls it comedy
....she's gorgeous
...we all love her dearly
...none of those silly little threat-moguls swearing secession were serious---- were you? (shakes fist)
...she's nice
...she's a fabulous writer
...she spent all that time making those pweety banners and pasting them on the site for us to look at a go "OOOH!" (looks at banner and goes "OOOH!")
...she smells like daisies (this is only stipulation, as Doreen and I have ever personally met, instead have only e-mailed and chatted on great borads like these where we NEED her and stuff)
...we know the nice doody-head making troubles is only kidding around--- joking, thus he apologizes deeply---- don't you?! (brandishes sharp object in threat and furrows brow)
Now... don't all you fabulous writer-hippie message board litkick vets agree?? LOL!
---K
P.S feel free to add more reasons to why Doreen is wonderful and need not be replaced.
....she's gorgeous
...we all love her dearly
...none of those silly little threat-moguls swearing secession were serious---- were you? (shakes fist)
...she's nice
...she's a fabulous writer
...she spent all that time making those pweety banners and pasting them on the site for us to look at a go "OOOH!" (looks at banner and goes "OOOH!")
...she smells like daisies (this is only stipulation, as Doreen and I have ever personally met, instead have only e-mailed and chatted on great borads like these where we NEED her and stuff)
...we know the nice doody-head making troubles is only kidding around--- joking, thus he apologizes deeply---- don't you?! (brandishes sharp object in threat and furrows brow)
Now... don't all you fabulous writer-hippie message board litkick vets agree?? LOL!
---K
P.S feel free to add more reasons to why Doreen is wonderful and need not be replaced.