Calling ALL Men:
Posted: February 16th, 2005, 5:57 pm
If you would like to know why I am so highly attractive and desirable, here are serveral reasons why followed by my phone number, e-mail and home address:
1. I'm totally single *throws hands up and goes "woop woop"*
2. I'm a 3rd generation hippie, and believe in like, ya know, loving the world and stuff oooooohhhhhh.
3. I'm very ethnic (ergo black, somebody actually told me this when I auditioned for a play)
4. I read and don't like attachments
5. I am a gormet chef... my specialties are peanut butter and jelly, and cold cereal
6. I am very highly organized, I even have a pathway of dirty clothes on my floor through which you can walk to get to the bed
7. I'm forgetful also, and therefore cannot blame youi if you forget major holidays, like my birthday or easter.
8. I'm an equal oppurtunity employer
9. Did I mention I was totally single?
10. I can eat as many chili dogs as you can without getting sick.
Now if any of you are wondering what the hell is wrong with me... please, refer back to this piece which I wrote ages ago a little after joining studio eight**: http://studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... sc&start=0
**Also note that along with that I'm bored and really have nothing else to do with my boring fucking time.
1. I'm totally single *throws hands up and goes "woop woop"*
2. I'm a 3rd generation hippie, and believe in like, ya know, loving the world and stuff oooooohhhhhh.
3. I'm very ethnic (ergo black, somebody actually told me this when I auditioned for a play)
4. I read and don't like attachments
5. I am a gormet chef... my specialties are peanut butter and jelly, and cold cereal
6. I am very highly organized, I even have a pathway of dirty clothes on my floor through which you can walk to get to the bed
7. I'm forgetful also, and therefore cannot blame youi if you forget major holidays, like my birthday or easter.
8. I'm an equal oppurtunity employer
9. Did I mention I was totally single?
10. I can eat as many chili dogs as you can without getting sick.
Now if any of you are wondering what the hell is wrong with me... please, refer back to this piece which I wrote ages ago a little after joining studio eight**: http://studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... sc&start=0
**Also note that along with that I'm bored and really have nothing else to do with my boring fucking time.