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expense account of a securities argument

Posted: July 30th, 2012, 6:22 am
by sweetwater
the expense account of a securities argument

covering issues such as ...

sushi for breakfast

sunglasses (the cheaper the better because you have to step on them on occasion

to vent frustration)

picnic baskets (because the van goph museum is a wonderful afternoon)

knitted wool bikinis (because the itlalians femme de fatals are hot)

rolex watches ( you need a few just in case the french section of interpol needs some money for coffee)

(or is the venetian section - not really sure )

pocket money for exceedingly expensive coffees - (switzerland has the noted inclination to confuse shekels with francs)

running shoes - (because you need something to leave at the hotel to code the reception that everything is running fine)

sandals ( for those who think that the templar museum is where a secret operation is taking place - friday nights at 12 am weekly - sandal required )

portable news paper industry ( pamphlets for a cover operation - to disguise your identity as hair krishna )

coloured underwear ( because the navy has a habit of thinking that the colour of your underwear represents the time of day)

a whole assortment of socks ( because they are needed in the exchange of information - where the socks are remunerated by

the banking system in europe as currency - blue ones and green ones and multi-coloured ones are more remunerative)

condo

museum of lingerie

a nuclear submarine

a satellite division ( extrication from a securities argument)

Re: expense account of a securities argument

Posted: July 30th, 2012, 9:31 pm
by zero_hero
Thank you for writing
Reading that was the most fun I have had today.