Need a photographer...

[izeveryboyin]

to take some really good, lively recent photos of me. Some raw materials. I'll trade my button collection and pay for the film and prints!! This is for a project on my life that I'm doing, but I can't find pictures of me past the age of like 18.
--K

[bennie]

I'll do it.

I'll need a big fuck off lens though and you'll need to stand on your toes. Do you have toes? Too bad! I don't have a big fuck off lens.

Oh well. What buttons do you have? Any interesting ones?

We say badges. Can you say badges? Bah. Geez.

You're doing a project on your life? A little arrogant of you is it not? Sort of like those celebrity numbskulls who "write" their own "autobiography."

Why are you doing a project on your life? Is it for a class or are you just a tad bored?

I have my annoying head on tonight.

[izeveryboyin]

i'd looooove for you to do it bennie, but you're like... in fuckin scotland... and i'm like... in america where all the other yankee bastards live. How's that work?? At any rate, buttons I have, badges no, but I could kill a cop for his!!!
--K