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Old Farts Club
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:33 pm
by Lightning Rod
This place is looking like a geriatric home for old wierdos. Just check out the regular posters. There is Truck and Zlatko and Me and Jimbo and Cecil and Sober Duck and Michael and Wired, etc. We are a bunch of old timers sitting on the porch, fer chrissakes, we should break out the fucking dominoes.
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:35 pm
by Traveller13
I'm 21, but I like a game of dominos too.
I prefer cards though.
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:38 pm
by Lightning Rod
Traveler,
I haven't had a chance to welcome you here to The Old Farts Club at Studio Late.
I was an old man when I was your age.
Some of us get an early start at being Old Farts
Welcome
deal 'em
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:46 pm
by judih
fart - a unisexual term
fartress just isn't the same
not that i'm one
but it's its own oxymoron
anemone and i are fartlessly farting around
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:49 pm
by panta rhei
hey, yer old farts,
i love yourr fold arts
and your artistic folds!
and your teethlessly giggling holds
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:49 pm
by Lightning Rod
if you'll notice, I neglected to mention our fartreuses
that's because I'm a gentlemanly old fart.
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:54 pm
by Traveller13
I'm in the age where don't know what fart I am.
People are as old as they wish to be.
Tarot? Hearts? How many are we?
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 12:57 pm
by Lightning Rod
In my heart, Traveler
im seventeen
I call myself The Knave of Farts
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 1:52 pm
by knip
in canada we are known as ould faurts
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 2:01 pm
by Lightning Rod
knip wrote:in canada we are known as ould faurts
I knew I was missing an ould faurt
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 11:08 pm
by Doreen Peri
I've always enjoyed hanging out with older men.
Posted: March 16th, 2005, 11:49 pm
by mtmynd
I almost missed this post... I thought you were really talking about old farts and I have enough of those so wasn't interested in reading it. Glad I did now that I know what your talking about, but PLEASE, my heart and lungs may be slowing down, my belly hanging a bit, my muscles get tired a little sooner, my back can't lift the things it used to, my hair is white, my right eye is not as focused as it once was, my hearing is either getting a bit worse or I just don't care about most of what I hear, my sense of smell is lacking, I can get my imagination up quicker than my dick, I'm down to rolling Bugler tobacco, BUT I still am one funny son-of-a-bitch that loves beauty and mind-trippin', so fuck it! It's either old age or death... might as well be as happy as I can be until one or the other takes me down.
Posted: March 17th, 2005, 2:22 am
by Guest
...hey LR...add another old fart......came to visit, and figured I might just like it here....be 48 soon........
Posted: March 17th, 2005, 3:37 am
by judih
Old Fart?
those wolves come sniffin round your door, but they got a lotta life in em yet.
Posted: March 17th, 2005, 10:20 am
by WIREMAN
reportin' for duty and gots my whoopie cushion............................