How do they treat a four hour erection?

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How do they treat a four hour erection?

Post by Lightning Rod » March 20th, 2005, 11:37 am

In the high powered battle for supremacy in the erectile dysfunction drug market, not only is your email box filled with solicitations for real or phony Cialis, Levitra or Viagra, but the television is littered with these borderline porno ads where the collagen fox rolls her eyes and licks her lips and promises you a long lasting experience while the voice-over warns you about the dreaded four-hour erection. If you have wood for more than four hours seek medical help. What does this medical help consist of?

Do you go to the emergency room with a sheet thrown over it, looking like a pup tent? What do they do about it? Put leeches on it or something? Make you look at pictures of ugly girls?
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Post by Artguy » March 20th, 2005, 11:57 am

Hell if I had a 4 hour erection I would'nt call a doctor....I'd call Catherine Zeta Jones....
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Post by Doreen Peri » March 20th, 2005, 3:15 pm

This is what's called.....

Stand-Up Comedy!

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