Invasion of the Scenesters
Posted: April 13th, 2005, 2:11 pm
If you live in any form of metropolis, urban area, or major city, you've seen them. They parade around in funky van shoes 
and bed-ridden, scream-at-you-hair-dos
. Guys stuff themselves into their girlfriend's jeans
and piercings are a way of life
. These people drown themselves in electronic punk rock, trip hop and emo, praise the likes of Green Day as history in the making(
). They overuse phrases like "dude", and totally" and they have a knack for a bland attempts at "in-your-face" personalities. These people ladies and gentlemen, frighten me. They claim uniqness but yet are shocking in their uniformity. These scenesters have become the next big thing since goth, and now... you can find them everywhere. Hiding behind garbage cans
, having terrible orgies in hidden rooms
or just doing stupid poses in the yard with their scenester best friends
. Beware of these creatures ladies and gentleman. They have a knack for being completly into themselves and repulsed by lack of fashion sense *scoffs*. If you think you are being stalked by a scenester, press *88 on your personal computer keyboard. If you have a scenester living in your house, press #666 on your personal computer keyboard. If you are simply annoyed with the scenesters, fucking get over it, there's nothing we can do *sigh* but I guess you can press 0110 if you want. If you have no idea what I'm talking about them please rejoin the planet Earth soon, reality misses you. If you think you are becoming a scenester, jump off the nearest fucking bridge and save us all the time (there's no help for you "dude"). If you are a scenester, uhm, disregard this dude cuz it was like, totally a fucking joke you know. I'm so totally fucking scene man. I like rock and stuff. I'm all fashion core dude. Totally.... uhm...dude.
--k
and bed-ridden, scream-at-you-hair-dos. Guys stuff themselves into their girlfriend's jeans and piercings are a way of life. These people drown themselves in electronic punk rock, trip hop and emo, praise the likes of Green Day as history in the making(). They overuse phrases like "dude", and totally" and they have a knack for a bland attempts at "in-your-face" personalities. These people ladies and gentlemen, frighten me. They claim uniqness but yet are shocking in their uniformity. These scenesters have become the next big thing since goth, and now... you can find them everywhere. Hiding behind garbage cans, having terrible orgies in hidden rooms or just doing stupid poses in the yard with their scenester best friends. Beware of these creatures ladies and gentleman. They have a knack for being completly into themselves and repulsed by lack of fashion sense *scoffs*. If you think you are being stalked by a scenester, press *88 on your personal computer keyboard. If you have a scenester living in your house, press #666 on your personal computer keyboard. If you are simply annoyed with the scenesters, fucking get over it, there's nothing we can do *sigh* but I guess you can press 0110 if you want. If you have no idea what I'm talking about them please rejoin the planet Earth soon, reality misses you. If you think you are becoming a scenester, jump off the nearest fucking bridge and save us all the time (there's no help for you "dude"). If you are a scenester, uhm, disregard this dude cuz it was like, totally a fucking joke you know. I'm so totally fucking scene man. I like rock and stuff. I'm all fashion core dude. Totally.... uhm...dude.--k
