Reasons why I am both terminally ill & bored out of my w
Posted: May 9th, 2005, 3:32 pm
1. I'm at my dad's house and it's *jumble of curse words* hot in here
2. My back itches.
3. I have the Plague. (okay not really, but I'm pretty uhm, like, you know sick and stuff *cough*)
4. My brother keeps nodding.
5. This is DEFINITELY NOT a subsidiary of myspace. (lying bastards)
6. I'm not currently engrossed in a cool indie flik of some sort.
7. I am stricken with poverty and lack of fattening sweets.
8. I have gained 3 pounds.
9. I cannot pee standing up.
10. There is mucous in my throat.
I hope you'll come back again sometime and I'll tell you about my period.

2. My back itches.
3. I have the Plague. (okay not really, but I'm pretty uhm, like, you know sick and stuff *cough*)
4. My brother keeps nodding.
5. This is DEFINITELY NOT a subsidiary of myspace. (lying bastards)
6. I'm not currently engrossed in a cool indie flik of some sort.
7. I am stricken with poverty and lack of fattening sweets.
8. I have gained 3 pounds.
9. I cannot pee standing up.
10. There is mucous in my throat.
I hope you'll come back again sometime and I'll tell you about my period.
