How to Start a Religion?

Post by **e_dog** » May 18th, 2005, 4:31 pm

How do you start a religion?

What does it take? Have you got what it takes?

Praise give.

Post by **diesel dyke** » May 18th, 2005, 4:39 pm

First of all you need to apply to the IRS for your tax exempt status.

Post by **surfermike** » May 18th, 2005, 5:55 pm

second ... you have to look good in a pale
blue pollyester suit, or have robes and long
dirty hair, and at least appear that you are
on 100mg. of vallium.
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Post by **Arcadia** » May 18th, 2005, 10:31 pm

may others believe that you ended or started something. Maybe.
(Maybe not). It sounds too cinic.

Post by **diesel dyke** » May 19th, 2005, 3:32 pm

"NOW IN THESE DREAD LATER DAYS of the old violent beloved U.S.A. and the Christ-forgetting Christ haunted death dealing Western world I came to myself..." Walter Percy

Yes it is cynical, cynicism and despair. Bitter laughter and gallows humor.

I would call my new religion The Church Of The Latter Day Heretics, Everything I seem to believe so out of sync with organized religion these days. The nice thing about so called christians is they are willing to forgive you for their sins.

Post by **rubythedyke** » May 19th, 2005, 5:55 pm

To start a religion you only need a group of like-minded pagan wymyn and some hooded robes (in our birthday suits underneath a 'course) and mother nature herself on a night with a full moon, and some chants of Sappho ( in greek preferably--pun intended hehe).

hester_prynne · Post by **hester_prynne** » May 19th, 2005, 6:58 pm

Why start a religion?
For me the question is how to stop them from starting all together!

H

Post by **rubythedyke** » May 19th, 2005, 7:35 pm

Believe me honey, ruby 'd instill in you some religion right quick....not exactly of the sunday school variety of course.....

Post by **diesel dyke** » May 19th, 2005, 8:18 pm

ten four hester, we got too many big enders vs. little enders now. But There are people like Ram Das around who do well, maybe a new religion would be a good idea. A religion that bans meat on friday's or fish on tuesdays. Or war on thursday afternoons. Are there any Buddhist or B'hai crusades. how about a Quaker inquisition. Sorry for the ramble

Hi Ruby, welcome aboard. I don't think I have met you before. You must be new here. Me too.

Post by **rubythedyke** » May 19th, 2005, 8:51 pm

Hiya diesel. Nice to meet ya. Yes tis true Iam new here; I post on literotica sometimes under another s-name "plumppassion818".

hester_prynne · Post by **hester_prynne** » May 20th, 2005, 6:53 pm

Oh Ru oooooooooo beeeeeeeeeee,
I was lost;
but now i'm found......

heh. you crack me up.
Amen
H

hester_prynne · Post by **hester_prynne** » May 20th, 2005, 7:11 pm

Indeed, how about a religion against religion, diesel?

H

Post by **tinkerjack** » May 20th, 2005, 7:41 pm

I don't know about her, but for me it is like someone said, "religion is about belonging. Women to the left, men to the right..." I got two hundred bucks in the bank if I died tomorrow I would stick my family with my "final expensives" I been thinking about making friendship my religion, in fact I have joined The Religious Society of Ducks" also known as Quackers. I come in to this best of all spatio temporal objective fact worlds a Jew, I would like to go out as a Friend. I am going to try and make it to a meeting this Sunday I would like to sign up for some sort of pre-paid funeral. I am hoping they might help me with an EZ installment plan. Meanwhile the yahoo wage wars about which end of the egg to crack. But most of all "gimmee that old time religion, lets all worship Zarathusta, just like we useta, lets all worship aphrodite, I know she is kind of flighty, she does'nt wear a nighty"

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