How Much Do Your Parents Still Drive you FUCKING CRAZY?!

Post by **izeveryboyin** » May 19th, 2005, 3:39 pm

Okay, I am trying not to freak out here. I'm fucking trying not to freak out here. You know what, fuck it... I'll freak out! What the hell? Why does this crap keep happening? Why? Why? *gets hoarse* Cannot even begin to fathom the blatant lack of testicular virility (thank you governor-- Blagojevich wins at life now) within myself that has thrown me up against this wall of desecration again and again. Anihilation. Nihilism. Christ, where am I even going with this?! Will get to point. *puts hands on hips in exasperation*. Point: I am a fucking idiot who when faced with a difficult problem does not stop to think it out but runs and hides in self's own pants like a fucking hermit crab.
Reason why have needed to make point: Could not admit self's bad habits to parent who in turn found out anyway and now thinks that I am terrible lush who chain-smokes.... which is true but I didn't want HER to know! Now, while self is FUCKING TRYING TO MOVE, self is locked into a parental crossfire, and will probably not get the monetary assistance self was promised. Now... self is motherfucking SCREWED! *gets hoarse*. Mother will not acknowledge self's obvious progression in age and has therefore subsequently forced me into some sick kind of mental exile, and I'm too much of a chickenshit to tell her to piss off in manner of brass-balled mayoral and gubernatorial leaders of Illinois. Why oh why was I not born with balls? WHY? WHY? Why oh why did I have to become a sleazy artist, who incurs all the prerequisite bad habits as my predecesors have? Why? *continues to freak the fuck out* WHY??

--k

P.S I wanna know... does this shit happen to you? do your parents still make you feel 17 even though you're 62? Share, share.

Post by **Trevor** » May 19th, 2005, 4:12 pm

LOL....tooo funny Jk....well one person's tears I guess is another person's laughter.

I dunno, hard for me to comment since I have no parents...I just sprung to life one day, walking upright from out a murky pool of muskeg somewhere in the Canadian tundra.

But if I had parents I would think they have driven me insane as well.

"P.S I wanna know... does this shit happen to you? do your parents still make you feel 17 even though you're 62? Share, share.
"

17??? Damn, you're lucky...mine still think I'm seven...and not even a smart seven year old...lol

Makes ya start to think of why there are so many Greek plays written about children killing their parents...lol

Post by **mousey1** » May 19th, 2005, 8:19 pm

"Runs and hides in self's own pants"

Well, yes, this is silly...you should run and hide in someone elses pants...more fun...and maybe you'll find the balls you were lookin' for.

I marked "parents are people too"....I wrote it in.

Post by **izeveryboyin** » May 20th, 2005, 1:13 pm

Hey, no fair Mousey! Dammit, I should've said no write-ins allowed. *slaps fist against palm in defeat*. As for you, Trev, I'm glad you laughed. I was hoping to be comical about this, as opposed to dismal. Things tend to suck more when you're singing a song where the entire lyric verse consists of "Woe is fucking me. WOE!". Glad you guys voted and that my parents are not the only freaks pissing off their children, and treating thn like pre-pubescents when they're twenty-fucking-one. *mutters curses*

--k

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