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Private Message to Hester Prynne

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 10:51 am
by Lightning Rod
Private Message to Hester Prynne

This is just a warning. Be on the look out for the internet bandit who calls himself YABYUM.
I understand that you have welcomed him into your house. You will regret it. He will have drunk all your coffee before you wake up in the morning. He takes interminable showers. He will probably want you to cook for him. He is a criminal of the first degree. Don't leave you camera laying around.

I'm just kidding, of course. Ronnie is a fucking sweetheart. He's a gentleman even when he's shit-faced. I wish he was here right now so I could give him knoogies.

And don't take my word for it 'cuz I don't even know how to spell knoogies.

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Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 12:53 pm
by YABYUM
OK Lrod.....first of all, no one drinks more coffee than Hester. It would be wise to warn her about keeping her liquor cabinet securely locked and guarded by rotweilers. I can't argue the criminal remark. We are what we are, dammit, and I am a criminal.
Can you believe I actually landed a full time gig as a cook? Even with a full beard and tattoos. I will be the anarchist grilling the dinners for the hip crowd, the local artists, and those who enjoy trendy jazz on a friday night. Yes, I will even be getting paid "on the books". First time in years I will have to hand over a portion of my hard earned money into the hands of our greedy heathen Uncle Sam. At least I'll meet some chicks. :wink:

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 2:00 am
by hester_prynne
Indeed, sir yab is proving to be a fine addition to the establishment here, an amiable chap, good soul energy, seems to be fairly unaffected by my lazy housekeeping and floundering ways, he's easy, even pleasant to have around, intelligent, considerate, and quite clever to have gotten such a good job so quick.

I was worried a bit at first, I must confess, as my taking chances has proved to be my folly in the past few years.....but this isn't the case with Yab. He's straight up...and that works for me everytime.....

Internet, studio eight.....amazing. Who'd a thought I'd find a roomate here!
:shock:
H 8)

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 4:56 am
by Rat Bag
Excuse me for butting in on your personal conversation, but would this YABYUM, by any chance, be the criminal artist spoken of in the other thread? No, of course not. Silly me.

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Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 10:27 am
by YABYUM
if the word artist was used, it certainly isnt me. :roll:

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 12:38 pm
by stilltrucking
Hester I was surfing for her Poem The Soliloquy Of A Solipsist when I stumbled on this one. Thought you might get a kick out of it. I was thinking of Reading Lolita In Tehran and the solipsizer of women.

Pardon me but do the thoughts in my head disturb you


The Courage of Shutting-Up Sylvia Plath. The courage of the shut mouth, in spite
of artillery! The line pink and quiet, a worm, basking. ...
http://msstacy13.burningpaper.net/

got dam me I got to shut up

help help I am typing and I can't stop

Posted: August 4th, 2005, 1:45 am
by hester_prynne
I clicked your link Still, and I couldn't find the poem...
Interesting site.....was that your sexiness test that scored so high?
:D
Could you tell me where to look for the poem?
I wanna read it....

H 8)

Posted: August 4th, 2005, 2:11 am
by stilltrucking
I
Know you appear
Vivid at my side,
Denying you sprang out of my head,
Claiming you feel
Love fiery enough to prove flesh real,
Though it's quite clear
All you beauty, all your wit, is a gift, my dear,
From me.
here is the rest of it
http://www.angelfire.com/tn/plath/soliloquy.html

Yes I am very sexy. Sex is so got dam ludicrous.

I am not nothing if not ludicrous. I got no idea about verb forms I make so many tense mistakes, one day an irate band of English Majors is going to stone me to death.

Between The Mad Girl's love song and your singing I get by.

The one I was thinking about was The Courage To Shut up, have not found the link to that one. I got her collected poems by Huges but he did not include it, or The Mad Girls Lovesong. I got a shelf in my book case on her, Bitter Fame, Silent Woman, The Haunting Of Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath, and a couple more I can't think of. I got a couple of books by Sigmund Fudd that relate to quotions from her journal and her biographers. Mourning And Melancholia and others.

When you going to get furnish off his lazy butt and do some more music? Ha Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
I got to 08/23/05 to finish my re-grooving. I got to back out of here pretty soon. Just such a compulsive typer. I been thinking about begging Doreen to lock me out for my own good. Got to get that motorcycle.

j