if feeling pretty depended upon getting laid
i'd feel pretty shitty.
i feel pretty
o so pretty
i feel pretty so pretty today
and i pity
anyone who'se feeling shitty
today
tra la la la la la la la la!
sang thet at work once
they told me to keep my day job
i said thet is my day job
they said wanna see the head nurse
i walked out came back in and said
"i yam the head nursie, just for today, is there a problem?"
leave'em laughing whenya go, what i alwayz was suppozed to say before i lost control completely,
geoff ya wanna meet some crazy women?
get a job in hospital, becoma a nurse.
my first nursing job, i was your age, crazy
crotched mountain rehab center, greenfield, new hampshire.nursing aide, now i are one,,,,
I'll give you a reccommendation, man, wherever, but the ratio of girls to boys was ten to one and they were all young, hot, and sweet. twenty something less than 23 all of them, mercy, you like to make peanut butter sandwiches, spread that peanut butter all ofer the hot dog bun, man slather it on, what i loined up there, I cry to think of it, plus canoening in the summer with debbie, and those winter nights in her brass bed, toasted and drunk, would hop up in the morning, straight and swear it was easy.
not my fault, i swear. then later on, i met some crazy older lady nurses. You want female contact, become a nurse, man. Of course the one small detail is that you have to accept female authority, but they are cool, man. good things take time, i have a sweet wife now, married at age 52, six years and sweet.
Now I am going to drink coffee and smoke a joint.
LRODNEY, I like this kid.
Mr Anonymouse is you in Montreal as well?