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Girls and WOmen are not whores, but I am a fucker!

Posted: September 6th, 2005, 10:03 pm
by Axanderdeath
sorry to all the Ladies around here--stupid, and ugly. I am just ugly and can't get laid--that is why I am a drunk--even now that I am trying to get sober, just really ugly.

the comment was ugly too.

I am very very very very very very sorry--I feel like such an asshole...

sorry? :cry: :roll: :wink: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Posted: September 7th, 2005, 9:58 am
by Lightning Rod
you are forgiven, my son
go and sin no more

(why don't they have a fucking emoticon for 'tongue in cheek?')

footnote:

if getting laid depended on being pretty, I would have been shit outta luck

Posted: September 7th, 2005, 1:15 pm
by Anonymous-one
Lightning Rod wrote:if getting laid depended on being pretty, I would have been shit outta luck
Hear! hear!

Me and you both man .

Posted: September 8th, 2005, 8:56 am
by jimboloco
if feeling pretty depended upon getting laid
i'd feel pretty shitty.

i feel pretty
o so pretty
i feel pretty so pretty today
and i pity
anyone who'se feeling shitty
today

tra la la la la la la la la!

sang thet at work once
they told me to keep my day job
i said thet is my day job
they said wanna see the head nurse
i walked out came back in and said
"i yam the head nursie, just for today, is there a problem?"
leave'em laughing whenya go, what i alwayz was suppozed to say before i lost control completely,

geoff ya wanna meet some crazy women?
get a job in hospital, becoma a nurse.
my first nursing job, i was your age, crazy
crotched mountain rehab center, greenfield, new hampshire.nursing aide, now i are one,,,, :roll:
I'll give you a reccommendation, man, wherever, but the ratio of girls to boys was ten to one and they were all young, hot, and sweet. twenty something less than 23 all of them, mercy, you like to make peanut butter sandwiches, spread that peanut butter all ofer the hot dog bun, man slather it on, what i loined up there, I cry to think of it, plus canoening in the summer with debbie, and those winter nights in her brass bed, toasted and drunk, would hop up in the morning, straight and swear it was easy.

not my fault, i swear. then later on, i met some crazy older lady nurses. You want female contact, become a nurse, man. Of course the one small detail is that you have to accept female authority, but they are cool, man. good things take time, i have a sweet wife now, married at age 52, six years and sweet.

Now I am going to drink coffee and smoke a joint.

LRODNEY, I like this kid.

Mr Anonymouse is you in Montreal as well?

Posted: September 8th, 2005, 9:38 am
by stilltrucking
Jimbo
Homeboy a doctor in the USAF they sent him to Greenland, they told him it was great. A woman behind every tree.

He said the nurses (the female ones) loved it there. Never wanted to leave.

Thursday three to four pm near San Fernando Cathedral, maybe. My non slacker nephew looking for work. Depends if we get the time, if not next week for sure. The San Antonio Peace Center, columnist for local news paper, Susan Ivey (my hometown hero these days ) going to be there.
amerika

eats its young. THat is what they meant by No Child Left Behind, send those babies off to war.

Cry me a river Geoff
, let us have some violin music. You cant sh*t the sh*ter. Is that touchy feely enough for you?
keep on keeping on brother
the pen is mightier than
than ah
than ah
well I am not sure what it is mightier than.
a keyboard?
write on
woman hating pal of mine.
you got to realize you hate them
before you can love them
before you can set sail on that dark sea with in you
mother mother ocean
chaos
dive deep into the feminine waters of your soul
come up and accept your self.

Posted: September 8th, 2005, 9:44 am
by Axanderdeath
stilltrucking wrote:Jimbo
Homeboy a doctor in the USAF they sent him to Greenland, they told him it was great. A woman behind every tree.

He said the nurses (the female ones) loved it there. Never wanted to leave.

Thursday three to four pm near San Fernando Cathedral, maybe. My non slacker nephew looking for work. Depends if we get the time, if not next week for sure. The San Antonio Peace Center, columnist for local news paper, Susan Ivey (my hometown hero these days ) going to be there.
amerika

eats its young. THat is what they meant by No Child Left Behind, send those babies off to war.

Cry me a river Geoff
, let us have some violin music. You cant sh*t the sh*ter. Is that touchy feely enough for you?
keep on keeping on brother
the pen is mightier than
than ah
than ah
well I am not sure what it is mightier than.
a keyboard?
write on
woman hating pal of mine.
arrr