Rejection Slip
Posted: October 1st, 2004, 10:05 pm
I guess it all started when I got the rejection slip a couple of days ago from a syndicate to which I had submitted my column. The editor was very kind and said he personally enjoyed my work but it wasn't what they were looking for yadda yadda yadda.
I'm pretty thick skinned. I can handle criticism, argument, insult and even downright abuse with equanimity, but I don't do rejection well.
I've discovered over the years that playing golf with the publisher goes a lot further toward selling your work than scrupulously following the formal submission guidelines. But still rejection tears me up. I begin by questioning my own worth, which is an old trick that artists use to solicit praise, but it starts out honestly enough.
Inevitably I get to the "I'm never going to write again" stage, usually roughly coinciding with the time that I resort to volatile spirits. Drunkenness and self-pity work so well together. By the time my words become slurred I can tell you in no uncertain terms why Poe had rejection slips papering his walls and why Whitman couldn't quit his day-job.
By morning rejection is the least of my problems. I have to write with this headache.
I'm pretty thick skinned. I can handle criticism, argument, insult and even downright abuse with equanimity, but I don't do rejection well.
I've discovered over the years that playing golf with the publisher goes a lot further toward selling your work than scrupulously following the formal submission guidelines. But still rejection tears me up. I begin by questioning my own worth, which is an old trick that artists use to solicit praise, but it starts out honestly enough.
Inevitably I get to the "I'm never going to write again" stage, usually roughly coinciding with the time that I resort to volatile spirits. Drunkenness and self-pity work so well together. By the time my words become slurred I can tell you in no uncertain terms why Poe had rejection slips papering his walls and why Whitman couldn't quit his day-job.
By morning rejection is the least of my problems. I have to write with this headache.