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Post by **YABYUM** » December 2nd, 2005, 4:12 am

Yes, it is official, I am now a computer owner and internet buyer. It's alot better to be in the confines of my own home than that of internet cafes. So how has everyone been? Good health I hope. Things out west are going really well, except for being hassled by the police twice. I actually got stopped for J-walking. The cop was a reall prick. Made me perform a sobriety test right there on the sidewalk. When it came time to walk a straight line, I was a real arrogant prick. I marched back twards him like a Nazi soldier. He didnt appreciate my brand of humor and sarcasm so he wrote me a ticket for disorderly conduct. The maximun penalty for this trumped up charge is $2500 and 30 days in the can. I plan on pleading not guilty and taking it to trial, but when it's one cops word against mine, I know what the outcome will be. But there is no chance I am pleading guilty to being disorderly. All I was doing was walking, for fuck sake. I hate people who where thier authority like a samuri sword.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » December 2nd, 2005, 6:03 am

well, considering it's almost 5am, it's a wonder that i'm here and i just wanted to tell you that we missed you and nobody here is going to force you to walk a straight line because there is no maximum penalty otherwise, someone might pull that stunt on ya and try to get you to pay ...

Post by **Artguy** » December 2nd, 2005, 8:56 am

I'd much rather see ya walk a crooked all bent outa shape line for that matter how about walking a shape?????

Post by **K&D** » December 2nd, 2005, 2:03 pm

where in the west are you?

i can't beleive you got stoped for jaywalking, and why can't police officers have a sense of humor.

i got stoped too yaby, for crimminal speeding, i didn't know there was such a thing but apparently its a criminal offince in arizona to go 90mph, or at least it is if you get caught.

this is my second ticket in three months, actually i got it three months to the day of my first ticket, but the thing is the first ticket was bullshit...i think i wrote about it here. anyways, its going to make for a good script i think, a comedy of course.

the police officer that pulled me over the most recently was a fairly nice guy and i was breaking the law, course i didn't know it was a criminal law. anyway, i only really worry about my mother finding out.

what do you do for a living?

Post by **tinkerjack** » December 2nd, 2005, 2:21 pm

breaker breaker sparky

Dear Yabby the best news I had to day.

To tell you the truth I forgot what this string was about. Woke up with a bad head, smoked bowl felt better but also felt like a Tarninshed Gallahad

Say sparky scooter just posted a link to a Kesey song called tarnished gallahad, yabby get down there and grab it now, them trashy links don't last to loong. I am not sure which is the best part the lead in discussion about the song where you here back ground voices asking questions, reminds me of the lonely saloon down by the tracks near the water front. The song is even better maybe. He has a singing voice like a cantor.

check it out
going to back on out of here now
good to see you, you know I am just a fan of your stuff yabby, be wary of Greeks baring gifts.

Post by **tinkerjack** » December 2nd, 2005, 2:24 pm

oh yeah now I remember did this one have something to do with cop's sense of humor.

The one and only time I ever hit a cop was the summer of Brown Vs The BOard of Education, 1954 I was 13, I just grazed his nose, nocked his sun glasses off. That was the summer I learned about art.

Post by **Axanderdeath** » December 2nd, 2005, 6:40 pm

YABYUM wrote:Yes, it is official, I am now a computer owner and internet buyer. It's alot better to be in the confines of my own home than that of internet cafes. So how has everyone been? Good health I hope. Things out west are going really well, except for being hassled by the police twice. I actually got stopped for J-walking. The cop was a reall prick. Made me perform a sobriety test right there on the sidewalk. When it came time to walk a straight line, I was a real arrogant prick. I marched back twards him like a Nazi soldier. He didnt appreciate my brand of humor and sarcasm so he wrote me a ticket for disorderly conduct. The maximun penalty for this trumped up charge is $2500 and 30 days in the can. I plan on pleading not guilty and taking it to trial, but when it's one cops word against mine, I know what the outcome will be. But there is no chance I am pleading guilty to being disorderly. All I was doing was walking, for fuck sake. I hate people who where thier authority like a samuri sword.

stick it to the man--

ha ha--you can always count on me for a pharse like that--

I was wondering where you were off to...

welcome back man...

It is good that there are people out there that will do things like that...do a nazi walk to fight for freedom--or what ever.

Post by **knip** » December 5th, 2005, 2:08 am

not my road, but i know yours ain't necessarily mine, yab

am moving back out west myself...victoria way...always got a couch for you

Post by **Scootertrash** » December 5th, 2005, 5:39 am

knip wrote: am moving back out west myself...victoria way...

eh wot?..when this gonna happen, mike?

Post by **K&D** » December 5th, 2005, 1:22 pm

yeah! i live out west, i think it be cool to know where you guys are, course i won't be here come saturday...i get to go home! i'm flying don't worry i won't rack up another ticket...unless i get introuble on the plane....hmmmm

Post by **tinkerjack** » December 5th, 2005, 2:39 pm

I hate people who where thier authority like a samuri sword.

Oh my brother
wear that sword as long as thou canst.

Thinking about that tarnished gallahad, thinking about Neal's 15 seconds of fame and trouble with the law that St Jack gave him.

I hate myself yab, I envy you.

Eight years old a closet, a coat hook, belt, curious kid.

I think j walking is a worth cause, I would risk jail and large fines any day to fight for my freedom to jay walk, and I would take special care to do it in from of a cop. I hate cops. I am going to turn in my badge

if you got to pay the money do it. we can have a keep the outlaw yabyum from jail, I would send money. I ain't got 1500 but there are about three hundred registered users here inf half of them sent 10 bucks we can you free to fight for j walking freedom another day. Because it is a major problem, I don't know what we are going to do about these nazi cops who are trying to take away our shoes. Next thing it will be prayer in schools

yeah I know it fucking hurts

Post by **knip** » December 5th, 2005, 2:58 pm

Scootertrash wrote:
knip wrote: am moving back out west myself...victoria way...
eh wot?..when this gonna happen, mike?

sometime between february and july, although i'll be at sea pretty much all the time until the fall

japan, china, & south korea are in my future

Post by **tinkerjack** » December 5th, 2005, 3:05 pm

Knip wrote

japan, china, & south korea are in my future

I sure hope you get a chance to write while you are at sea. I keep looking around for some stuff yu have wrote about the ocean, but I can't find anything. Did I forget or do you just not like to write about it. I spent six weeks on a trawler off the west coast about thirty years ago. Just when I think I have written it to death, a few more words come

I wish you smooth sailing,

jt

sounds bogus to me yabyum, but like I told that other punk, you can't hit a homerun everytime, Ted Williams still my hero.

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