I'm Sure To Win Gold

[Lightning Rod]

does sexual abstinance lead to a competitive edge?

http://articles.news.aol.com/sportseven ... 2&cid=2194

I must be going for the gold.

[mousey1]

Just mow the lawn...

you'll be flat on your back in no time!

[lilywhite]

don't know about you guys but the wild thing tends to make me more coordinated.

[stilltrucking]

Go for the gold Clay, do not let her sap your precious bodily fluids.

Only men competed in the ancient Olympic games. Is that where the expression pussy whipped came from?

can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids...

"
-Base Commander Ripper

[Doreen Peri]

That line's older than you are!

I can't count the times men have approached me with the same line.

Typical conversation.

"My wife and I are separated."

"Really? Where does she live?"

"Oh, she still lives in the house but we have separate bedrooms. We haven't done it in years. She's an invalid, you see. And she's on an oxygen machine. I feel sorry for her but I have to stay in the house with her until I can get nursing assistance for her."

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

"Don't be. The marriage has been over for at least 5 years. How about going out to dinner with me? After that, I'll rent us a nice room at the Sheraton."

LOL!

Assholes and idiots. There are plenty of them out there. Oh and many don't use the "invalid" approach. They just claim she's frigid which is why they "separated" even though they still "live in the same house, just not together."

Abstinence makes the hard grow harder, I suppose.

Not the greatest pick-up line, Clay!

Hope you get some action out of it.

[Lightning Rod]

That line's older than you are!

I can't count the times men have approached me with the same line.

Typical conversation.

"My wife and I are separated."

"Really? Where does she live?"

"Oh, she still lives in the house but we have separate bedrooms. We haven't done it in years. She's an invalid, you see. And she's on an oxygen machine. I feel sorry for her but I have to stay in the house with her until I can get nursing assistance for her."

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

"Don't be. The marriage has been over for at least 5 years. How about going out to dinner with me? After that, I'll rent us a nice room at the Sheraton."

LOL!

Assholes and idiots. There are plenty of them out there. Oh and many don't use the "invalid" approach. They just claim she's frigid which is why they "separated" even though they still "live in the same house, just not together."

Abstinence makes the hard grow harder, I suppose.

Not the greatest pick-up line, Clay!

Hope you get some action out of it.

at least I've never gone for the 'invalid' line

[Doreen Peri]

That's 'cause most people on this website know you and I are "together" and they wouldn't buy that one.

You could use it on other websites, I'm sure.

[stilltrucking]

Twenty six years clay, you think I got a chance of picking up a few medals. You floored me with the thousand dollar blow job post. You lost it right there.

You need to check out mtmynds Pick Your Words post. Be very careful with witty remarks, when you think you are being clever, and you got a smug little smile on your face that is good time to think about if you are being funny.

But once inside a woman's heart
A man must keep his head
Heaven opens up the door
Where angels fear to tread
Some men go crazy, some men go slow
Some men go just where they want
Some men never go

Oh, blame it on midnight
Ooh, shame on the moon

Sitting here listening to your friday night music post. You should set this to music

You could do a tom waits ramble.

Opening Introduction
Well, an inebriated good evening to you all. Welcome to Rapheal's Silver Cloud Lounge. Slip me a little crimson Jimson, give me the low down Brown, I want some scoop Betty Boop. I'm on my way into town.
Course I'd rather...want to thank you all for opening the program for us. I'm so God damn horny that the crack of dawn better be careful around me.
Yeah, I wanna pull on your coat about something here tonight. Yeah, a little news I'd like to throw your direction. See I...I used to know a girl, yeah and it was a hubber hubber and ding ding ding. I said 'Baby, you got everything.' A week later it was a hubber hubber and ding ding dong, baby it sure didn't last too long.
I know things are tough all over, ain't getting any better. I was moved, kind of swivel a little bit of a kind of an emotional weather forcast for you this evening. What I'm talking about is...well you know I've been playing night clubs and staying out all night long, come a home late, gone for three months, come back and everything in the refrigerator turns into a science project. So you get designs on a waitress you know. She got three or four kids, she's sorting out her cheques and she's counting out her change, you say 'Hey baby, heat me up a bearclaw on the radar range'. Well and then it gets real cold.
Emotional Weather Report

Late night and early morning low clouds
With a chance of fog
Chance of showers into the afternoon
With variable high cloudiness
And gusty winds, gusty winds
At times around the corner of
Sunset and Alvorado
Things are tough all over
When the thunder storms start
Increasing over the southeast
And south central portions
Of my apartment, I get upset
And a line of thunderstorms was
Developing in the early morning
Ahead of a slow moving coldfront
Cold blooded
With tornado watches issued shortly
Before noon Sunday, for the areas
Including, the western region
Of my mental health
And the northern portions of my
Ability to deal rationally with my
Disconcerted precarious emotional
Situation, it's cold out there
Colder than a ticket taker's smile
At the Ivar Theatre, on a Saturday night
Flash flood watches covered the
Southern portion of my disposition
There was no severe weather well
Into the afternoon, except for a lone gust of
Wind in the bedroom
In a high pressure zone, covering the eastern
Portion of a small suburban community
With a 103 and millibar high pressure zone
And a weak pressure ridge extending from
My eyes down to my cheeks cause since
You left me baby
And put the vice grips on my mental health
Well the extended outlook for an
Indefinite period of time until you
Come back to me baby is high tonight
Low tomorrow, and precipitation is
Expected

Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart! Else it may be their miserable fortune, as it was Roger Chillingworth's,

I wish you guy would kiss and make up.

[Doreen Peri]

It was ME not him, who made the thousand dollar blowjob post.

And it wasn't $1,000 either.

I priced it at $1,500.

But who's quibbling about price.

lol

[stilltrucking]

ten four I could have swore it was him I got to check but , when you come back with the 1500 I knew right then that he was out gunned.

I made a counter offer of 1200 but he don't want to take me up on it.

Chirst h Jesus I can't deal with emoticons DOe. not now,

This all reminding me of the Harry Bellafonte and Odeta Duet about the bucket got a whole in it. Let me guess you hadto pay a plumber to fix something that was on his Honey Due List, because he said the bucket has a hole in it?

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I am out of this discussioon cause I do not know how you can make deals for sex. Sex is an exchange between two people a diologe of the skin, a mutual exchange of love and pleasure, what the fuck does anything else have to do with it, I won't negotiate for sex, I don't like blow jobs, unless absolutely necesary, there aint nothing a man dont stand to lose when he lets a woman hold him in her hands, Vagina and Penis, you can keep your blow jobs no thank you. Too passive, I want to fuck her like her back bone was mine.

Sex is ludicrous.

Romance is sureal

Hand me down my walking stick

This conversation is too adult for me.

I am so much younger now.

I would so much more rather breathe than fuck

[diesel dyke]

A man was never more pussy whipped than I was.

Good luck Clay, what ever else they want from us they don't want their man to be pussy whipped. No they don't want that. Not a natural woman Go for the gold. You got some gold material here, I hope you squeeze some songs out of this lemanade/

I am just having a little anxiety attack here.

[Doreen Peri]

Believe me. It was me.

I never forget it when I quote a price.

I thought it was pretty funny.

I crack myself up!

This is not the first time someone has attributed something funny that I said to Clay.

Why does that happen, I wonder?

I'm way funnier than he is.

lol

[Doreen Peri]

I'm just kidding of course.

He's a funny guy.

BUT if he offered me $ for sex on the internet superhighway, I'd be insulted!

By doing that, he'd be calling me a you know what!

And that would be RUDE!



Better for me to price it for him to save him from having to be rude.

[tinkerjack]

This is not the first time someone has attributed something funny that I said to Clay.

Why does that happen, I wonder?

I'm way funnier than he is.

We been there little sister, we been there done that got the hat.

Remember your poem with the Roman Numerals I think it was XI, have to check it out. I am starting to believe that the trick to writing is the writers thresh hold for pain, or at least


Going to see if I can find it. Yeah you floored me with the 1500, All I could think was oh shit clay