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david blaine is a fucking pussy
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 12:30 pm
by firsty
you know who could hold his breath for 10 minutes?
jack bauer.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 12:39 pm
by mousey1
Sketchy this.
As a writer do you think you could scrape together a few details for those who are not exactly in your mind...in the know? Must I google? I'd rather knot.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 12:42 pm
by mousey1
I can hold my breath for precisely as long as it takes for me to draw in another...and on and on it goes.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 2:20 pm
by firsty
laziness will get you nowhere in this dangerous world.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 2:47 pm
by firsty
jack bauer wouldnt get wrinkly, either. jack bauer tells wrinkles where to go.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 3:23 pm
by mousey1
jack bauer's already wrinkled mon...the exercise would be futile.
jack bauer might tell wrinkles where to go but they stubbornly resist and cling headlong to his face.
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 4:51 pm
by firsty
are you a man or a mouse?
Posted: May 9th, 2006, 7:23 pm
by Axanderdeath
dave seems to be quite a tuff guy to me.
I just found out about a great site called youtube.com--if you have not seen it yet check it out. david blain is on it
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 2:39 am
by Scootertrash
The water wouldnt give Jack Bauer wrinkles.
Jack Bauer would give the water wrinkles.
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 8:41 am
by firsty
damn straight!
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 9:42 am
by singlemalt
you know who you can't kill?
keef
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 9:58 am
by Lightning Rod
I hear that for his next stunt
Blaine is going to suck a tow chain up his asshole
and spit it from his mouth
by sheer will power of course
you will be able to see the whole thing
in high def sonogram and x-ray
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 10:06 am
by firsty
jack bauer held his breath in a contaminated building and saved the world.
david blaine got all wrinkly.
if jack bauer had david blaine's liver, "24" would have ended in season 1, episode 6.
for my next stunt i'm going to jump off david blaine's ego and fall into jack bauer's arms.
Posted: May 10th, 2006, 1:43 pm
by mousey1
are you a man or a mouse?
I am a mouse.
I've never seen jack bauer in action, but it appears a man of action he is. But, I still say his talents are fiction whereas david blain's talents are real, tangible.
But forgive me for throwing a wet blanket over jack, clearly he is an icon of high regard...a superhero if you will.
I shall keep my wet blanket to myself for it is evidenced here that jack bauer would be tossed out of no woman's nor firsty's bed!
Is that a stretch? I think not!
Posted: May 12th, 2006, 4:26 pm
by Traveller13
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*tries to butt in*
Oi can turn red loi's green jus' by starin a'em!
