Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

back in my early 20s, i might have needed to know about this. If you need to know, here it is:


Fattening cocktails:

Long Island Iced Tea (calories 789; carbs 44 grams)

Margarita (calories 740; carbs 56 grams)

White Russian (calories 425; carbs 26 grams)

Mai Tai (calories 350; carbs 30 grams)

Red Bull and Vodka (calories 112; carbs 30 grams)

Champagne Cocktail (French 75) (calories 250; carbs 13 grams - per champagne glass)

Pina Colada (calories 644; carbs 90 grams - Collins glass)

Cosmopolitan (calories 150; carbs 10 grams - per cocktail glass)

Fog Cutter (calories 225; carbs 13 grams - per Collins glass)

Chocolate Martini (calories 438; carbs 42 grams - per cocktail glass)

Gin/Vodka & Tonic (calories 200; carbs 14 grams - per rocks glass)

Apple Martini (calories 155; carbs 11 grams - per cocktail glass)

Mojito (calories 160;p carbs 12 grams - per parfait glass)

Strawberry Daiquiri (calories 135; carbs 12.9 grams - per cocktail glass)

Midori Sour (calories 219; carbs 47 grams - per highball glass)

Vodka Martini (calories 127; carbs 0.2 grams - per cocktail glass)

Screwdriver (calories 208; carbs 16 grams - per highball glass)

Seven & Seven (calories 142; carbs 19 grams - per rocks glass)

Rum & Coke (calories 369; carbs 26 grams - per highball glass)

Fuzzy Navel (calories 260; carbs 33 grams - per highball glass)

What have you heard?!?!

Well...I'll have the apple martini...hold the apple

and um

yes

the fuzzy navel...hold the navel

and might I have a slice of lime on the side?

ha! good one

i'll have::::

the twist, no lime,
the tonic, no glass
the navel, no fuzz, buzz or other doesn'ts

mmm, yeah...a night on the town (hold the town)

another reason to enjoy prescription narcotics - no calories, no carbs.

All those calories...that's why I go jogging right after tying one on....