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You fake profiles suck. All you stupid corporate head honcos stuck on reeling us in with some vaguely post pubescent bitch's stupid ass face should just die. What is it that I will find on the page of an imaginery girl that will make me want to buy or invest in whatever useless crap you are dishing out to further cripple the pockets of American society? What fantastic gem am I going to glimpse upon that will make me sign some crooked two-year phone contract, or call some 80million dollar per minute call girl service where the person with the sexy voice on the other line is three hundred pounds, Albino, and infected with syphilis? And who is this poor idiot girl whose plastic face and fake boobs I'm staring at, begging me with an all star cheerleader smile to come and look at all the things her artificial youth has to offer? Why would I waste my fucking time? The main thing to remember here is that we know she's imaginary. And only the creepy old forty year olds looking for an alternative to their horrid, nagging, saggy-faced wives will bite. Not that you need anyone else, b/c through their loneliness they can be tempted to do alsmot anything, but that's beside the point. Amanda, words can not express babe... oh wait, they just did. I hope your parents find your face on a porn site one night and your father calls you up for a threeway with he and your stepmother b/c he was THAT turned on. Furthermore I hope you mistake your father for someone else, go to the threeway, and have your father spit in your fucking face while simultaneously finding out that he is a nazi sex midget out for young blood. You have a nice day now.

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well, now you're just downright sensible. Corporate honchos, set on on reeling us in with some vaguely post pubescent bitch's stupid ass face should just die.

Now.... you might be speaking my language.

YES put them in their place!!!!
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Sensible, acutely aware, but so, so angry. Don't let it eat you up. Anger is a disease that grows and consumes its host. Anger has only one source - thwarted desires. Bitterness is born of anger. Before you remonstrate, think about it. Deeply. There is something you lack but want very much. What is it? Inertia paralyzes attempts to fulfill desire. If you cannot fulfill your desire, transmute it. Anger and bitterness, like a rotting corpse, eventually push everything away. Such a sad and unnecessary state. Sigh. Smigh. Smile.

lenny (Tell me to f off if you like but don't hold it in.)

Nice work Kyla
I been thinking about creating a MySpace Profile.

I was thinking about posting this one using a different sock puppet. I may delete this and repost it as tinkerjack, he loves those naggy saggy wives, loves to silence them with a tender touch, the softness of her skin, the stretch marks on her belly, the darkness of her nipples. the touch of her hair, the exquisite feel of her lips, yes tinker jack and the tidy wives can make beauty...

But you know your mother was right
Men only think about one thing
She makes it hard for me to say no.

count me odd man out maybe
but I think she just did lenny
I did not know I wanted to be a writer at such a young age.