this is why guys become english majors:
Posted: July 19th, 2006, 10:04 am
i swear, every day, i leave for my day job from my little stone house in my small town, and it's surrounded by scantily clad young women clamoring for just a glimpse of me. i sign a few tits, kiss a few cheeks, and i'm on my way. if only the rest of the word knew how glamorous it is to have such a wonderful command of the english language.