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someone apparently doesnt like monkeys

Posted: August 2nd, 2006, 4:27 pm
by firsty
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... cnn_latest
In an effort to keep monkeys out of the Indian capital's subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures -- a fierce-looking primate called the langur, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported Wednesday.

The decision to hire a langurwallah -- a man who trains and controls the langurs -- came after a monkey got into a metro car in June, the newspaper reported.

The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 (US$160) a month, and "he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem," Anuj Dayal, the spokesman for the Delhi Metro Rail Corp., was quoted as saying.

On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.
this is a blatant attempt to frighten the monkeys away from their duties of writing the next constitution of america. this practice should be protested by the UN. i want a UN resolution and 3 extra pallets of bananas in order to try to keep the monkeys here. theyve already seen the article and they are freaking out. i cant hold them down much longer. please send help.

Posted: August 2nd, 2006, 7:32 pm
by bohonato
scowling at passengers
Damn! I hate when that happens to me.

Posted: August 3rd, 2006, 1:04 pm
by Lightning Rod
firsty, I think you know my position on monkeys
I think we need all of them that we can get to do this valuable work
(you know, frightening people on trains and writing a new Constitution)
I say we start a banana fund