Las Vegas holding tank......

[YABYUM]

be sure to keep an eye out for future episodes of 'Cops'. There were guns drawn and cameras rolling in the parking lot of the Cabana Estates on friday night, and I was there with digital camera in hand. My friend Nick and I heard the commotion from our apartment and decided to go see what the 411 was. Nick kept his distance but I was not as smart. I got right up in the action and somehow pissed off the Vegas PD with my picture taking. The cops said "get back right now or you're going to jail", of course I had to open my mouth and say "I'm not breakin any laws". Two seconds later I was in cuffs for Obstruction of a police officer. I didnt even know such a crime existed. SO there I was sitting on the curb with no shirt or boots on with my hands behind my back. I asked the cop if I could put my boots on and he said yes. So I flipped my hands under my legs so I could get my boots on and then I totally jumped by all three cops. "stop resisting" they kept saying as they jabbed and kicked at me while I was face down in the lawn. Guess they had to make it look good for the cameras. I'm telling you, they beat me up pretty good. At around 6pm I was finished with the booking process and thrown into the tank with around twenty other poor bastards. For the next 50 hours I just sat there having no clue when I was gonna be released. No one came in and explained a damn thing to me. It was kinda fun though. The other dudes were all pretty cool. The food sucked. But the company was good and they had a tele that played movies. We all sat around laughing about why we were all in there while watching Happy Gilmore, Back to the Future and a whole assortment of PG movies. It was an interesting few days. Kinda funny that I may be on an episode of COPS. I knew I'd break into show buisness someday.......

[Arcadia]

Cops and Back to the future...sound like too much for 50 hours...!
The only problem I had with the police was with a school kid's police father eight years ago. He came to the school with uniform and two dobermans to ask why his son wasn't Einstein... I had his daughter last year as a student but I only taught her Language and Social Sciences.

[Scootertrash]

jesus tits, yab, that sounds like a real drag.....


and doesn't that show, Cops, pay the people who give them permission to use their image and voice? I think I remember reading there was a fee they pay for right to use your image and voice....I think it was a pretty good chunk of change too. Otherwise, if you don't give consent they gotta blur yr face out to show it on tv....

[stilltrucking]

got dam Ronnie I wish you would take better care of yourself.

Did you know that the slaves were the cops in ancient Athens.
Those Greeks so jealous of their civil liberties they would not let one citizen have arrest power over another.

"There is no situation a cop can't make worse." I wonder what happened to feral. He was a bad boy too.

sorry
I am sorry you are hurting
I hope don't pull that shit again.

[YABYUM]

Yeah, I dont know how I end up in these situations either. I hear that country song..."livin in fast forward" and it just about sums it up. Perhaps I should move to Siberia where I can be away from just about everyone who is an authoritive figure. I don't know when or how I was programmed for such a dislike for authority. I remember not wanting to listen to my kindergarten teacher.

[stilltrucking]

I was born to follow I suppose
Or maybe jesus broke the wild horse in my heart (flying burrito brothers)
OR maybe I fought the law and the law won
OR maybe I just don't want to look like a bad boy for the girls anymore
Yeah I punched one when I was very young about half your age
He was good with that night stick
A couple of hard jabs to the kidneys and my ass was his.
BIg city cops, I stay out of their faces
They never fucked with me
In fact they helped a couple of times
Baltimore Police a different breed maybe back then.
I wonder if they still where those old fashioned 1930's cop uniforms.
After a while I started to see cops
Yeah resist authority
Have you ever considered the possibility that you are a masochist?

Yeah
You made a noble effort to resist authority
Don't mind me
I am old
My bones are brittle
I don't fight anymore
The only authority I can remember resisting was my father
You know they used to tell me on litkicks that I needed professional help
You probably don't remember me
from there maybe
I posted a bit about sitting up all night planning a murder
I was not thinking about getting away with it
I was just going to walk away.
If I got caught I got caught
I was not going to run
I would like to say that is was some sort of compassion that stopped me from actually doing it. But it was the cops. It was prision, or worse. It was the day that I saw the darkness within me. The cro-magnon killer. All those years
All those blows
The broken noses
The broken jaw
Of turning the other cheek
cause I did not want to kill
or maybe I am just a coward
I never used to think of fair fights
I only wanted to kill
I came home from Astoria and joined a quaker meeting, a silent meeting, it was my kind of church, no authority figures, just a clerk

I don't expect you to read this shit.
just more spontaneous gibberish
compulsive typing
jitterbug beguiling keyboard finger tap dance

[YABYUM]

that was apretty interesting post.
planning a murder? hmm thats very intriquing. Sometimes when I am in acrowded place like the DMV or an elevator, I wonder how it would feel and how long it would take for someone to stop me, if I just started throwing haymakers. Just really letting all hells fury out on everyones chin. Woman.....Men......Adolescents......anyone who was close enough to catch my fantastic left hook or my finely tuned right uppercut. One daydream that I get often is when someone behind the counter is being a dick.....I just imagine the gush of blood and the frightened look on their face the very second after a well aimed head butt. "I'm sorry sir, I know your olny a day late, but we're still going to have to charge you the $100 late fee" WHAM!!!!! right after they finish the sentence......probably a good idea that I dont wear steel toe boots

[Doreen Peri]

geezzz.......

will y'all take a valium or something?

all this violent talk is making me nauseous

... sorry to hear about your trip to the slamma, yab

don't turn clyde on us or anything.. helluva way to get famous

"bam bam bam shot three guards dead
made the front page of the washington post.
fame at last. what a blast"

i didn't write that for you

or you either truckin



peace jam coming up

think peace

[firsty]

always stay as far away from cops as possible. they are frat boys with guns and a license to use them, not to mention tazers and billy clubs and mace. at least they didnt mace you. that shit motherfucking sucks. pain for days. i dont recommend talking back to cops, either, but i cant say that i've never done it and i cant promise i'll never do it again. it's difficult to keep one's mouth shut when one is so obviously so much more intelligent than the meathead, even if the meathead has a stick and a badge.

it's always fun to be in jail (as long as you werent maced). they kept you for a while so you couldnt show off your bruises. you should have been given an arraignment the very next morning and then either released on ROR or held for bail. if you dont care about police harrassment in the future, like if you dont worry about parking your car in the street 2 minutes past your meter time, or never jaywalk, or never get high near an open window, etc, you should try to bust them for brutality.

most cops should be locked up and fucked in the ass until they come to respect the authority they wield.

[hester prynne]

geez oh whip Yabby.
Despite everything, (heh heh, jus kiddin) I really worry about you, because you are so very wonderful and handsome and all.....and yet so prone to these kinds of situations.......
Take care kid....
I'm with firsty when it comes to cops....keep a very wide berth.
You a cop magnet man,.... so be careful.
H

[Dave The Dov]

Oh man YY!!!! Get out of Dodge on that one!!!! Then get back to us real soon!!!! I don't watch "Cops" it's too exploitive!!!!
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