the definition of a real man

[firsty]

real man (n) : a male adult human who is able to keep in the smoke even after a lit bud sneaks through the newly cleaned bat and onto his tongue, then into his throat, then settling at the high back his esophogus, burning all the while, until he gets the hit, at which point he exhales, and types many words before even getting up to get a drink.

it hurts so good.

[GordonWilson]

...yep, and i also admire when someone's rolled a crummy spliff and all those lame little little chunky black sooty bits keep whooshing through all over your teeth and gums, but like a real man you stay until the job is done, before swishing off with water. for chronic effect, you proudly smile at your mates with all that shit in your teeth, too.

[Artguy]

BURP!!!!