My Clock
Posted: October 31st, 2004, 9:45 pm
My Clock Is All Screwed Up
It's now Standard Time
Daylight is gone
I'm disoriented
The computer knows how to change the time
but the clock on my desk is still an hour ahead
I can't figure out how to change it
why isn't Sixty Minutes on yet?
oh, it's not the time change, it's the football game that is delaying it.
It's seven twenty and my clock says eight-twenty and it's just
a matter of Sixty Minutes, I know, but
Where is my Sixty Minutes?
How can a fifteen minute quarter of a football game last two hours?
sure there are commercials and time-outs and penalties
and they stop the clock for the two-minute warning
is that two minutes Daylight Savings or Standard?
who knows
I got up too early this morning
where is my two minute warning?
Where is my Sixty Minutes?
It's now Standard Time
Daylight is gone
I'm disoriented
The computer knows how to change the time
but the clock on my desk is still an hour ahead
I can't figure out how to change it
why isn't Sixty Minutes on yet?
oh, it's not the time change, it's the football game that is delaying it.
It's seven twenty and my clock says eight-twenty and it's just
a matter of Sixty Minutes, I know, but
Where is my Sixty Minutes?
How can a fifteen minute quarter of a football game last two hours?
sure there are commercials and time-outs and penalties
and they stop the clock for the two-minute warning
is that two minutes Daylight Savings or Standard?
who knows
I got up too early this morning
where is my two minute warning?
Where is my Sixty Minutes?